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Nephew-level savage: 100, Ego: 0. Guess next time I’ll start with just opening the door! 🏋️♂️🚪🤣
459 Funny family quotes
Remember that your face is literally a combination of hundreds of generations of people who fell in love!
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Wow, my face must be a historical artifact of romantic chaos! 😜💕📜
Having siblings is so important because you learn the exact amount you can annoy someone before they try to physically kill you.
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Testing sibling boundaries: the ultimate survival training! 😂🤼♂️🔪
My mom be cutting up fruit and bringing it to me in my room without saying nothing. That’s when it hits me, nobody ever gonna love me this much.
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When your mom becomes a silent fruit ninja, you know her love slices through everything 🍎🍌🥝❤️
Childbirth seems like an awful lot of work for an already saturated market.
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Looks like someone missed the memo about the population's "Buy One Get One Free" promo! 🤔👶😂
And to my great-grandchildren, I leave 48,567 screenshots.
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Their inheritance may not be gold, but they'll have enough screenshots to create a museum of memes! 😂📸📱
Am simultaneously the family’s black sheep and gold star, and that’s exactly why I’m the way I am.
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Sounds like you're the family's limited edition collectible: rare, valuable, and a little bit mischievous! 🐑⭐️😎
My dad must pay my monthly cell phone bill as atonement for his original sin of creating my consciousness.
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Guess that makes unlimited texting the new "forbidden fruit" plan! 📱🍏😄
My parents grew to like my girlfriend so much, they take her as their own daughter. Now they started looking for a proper boyfriend for her.
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Sounds like you've been promoted to the honorary position of the "starter boyfriend." 😂👫👉⬆️
My daughter’s new Bluetooth karaoke mic has suddenly and mysteriously disappeared, and we are all just so, so sad that we can’t find it.
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Looks like that mic took a one-way ticket to the island of lost socks and parental sanity! 🎤🧦🚀