Commentary:
"Googling symptoms: the ultimate rollercoaster ride between 'It's just allergies' and 'Guess I'm a ghost now' 👻🤧 #DrGoogleSays"
151 Funny feeling quotes
They should make a drug that recreates the feeling of having your number called earlier than expected.
Commentary:
"Imagine the rush of dopamine and surprise, just from being first in line! 💊 Too bad waiting rooms don't come with a 'fast-pass' option…unless you count caffeine as a makeshift substitute! ☕️ #QuickDrawPill"
I didn’t really feel old until my doctor hit me with the “at your age…”
Commentary:
Oh, the dreaded "at your age…" It's the medical equivalent of being handed the senior citizen discount card without warning. 🧓👴 But hey, at least now you can milk it for all it's worth – demand extra soft pillows and all the Jell-O you can eat! 💊😂 #AGEisJustaNumber
There should be a tented fingers emoji. For when you’re feeling ruminative.
Commentary:
"Oh, absolutely! 🤔🎪 Let's pitch a tent for those deep contemplative moments, complete with a tented fingers emoji! It's the perfect symbol for when you're pondering life's mysteries under the big top of your thoughts. 🎩✨"
Grammar is important. It’s the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts.
Commentary:
"Grammar: the fine line between being a walnut connoisseur and questioning your sanity 🥜🤪 Remember folks, punctuation saves lives… and prevents awkward nut-related mix-ups! 😉"
At least men and women can agree on one thing: it feels amazing to take a bra off.
Commentary:
"Finally, a common ground between the sexes: the sweet, sweet liberation of unclipping that torture device! 🙌 Say goodbye to underwire woes and hello to a world of freedom! 😂👙 #FreeTheTatas"
Worst feeling in the world is when you are loyal to all your girlfriends but your favorite one is cheating on you.
Commentary:
"When you're serving up loyalty like free samples at Costco, but your 'favorite flavor' turns out to be expired 🍦😬 #loyaltyfail #heartbreakinhumor"
Feeling lonely? Just glue a coffee cup to the roof of your car. Everyone will wave to you.
Commentary:
"Who needs a pet when you can have a coffee cup companion on your daily commute? ☕🚗 Just watch out for those double takes and friendly waves from fellow drivers! It's the ultimate way to turn heads and make friends on the road." 🤣
I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing.
Commentary:
"Ah, the brief joy of smooth legs! Enjoy those 7 minutes and 34 seconds of pure bliss before the stubble rebellion begins! 😂✨ #JustShavedLegsStruggles"
I can already feel that the day is going to seize me instead of the other way around.
Commentary:
Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed but forgot to hit the snooze button ⏰🛌 Watch out world, this person is clearly not ready for Monday! 🤪 #MondayBlues