I tried a onesome before, but I started catching feelings.

I tried a onesome before, but I started catching feelings.

Commentary:
"Looks like the onesome turned into a twosome real quick! 😂💕 Who knew catching feelings could be so contagious?"

If you love someone be brave enough to tell them. Otherwise be brave enough to watch them dating someone else.

If you love someone be brave enough to tell them. Otherwise be brave enough to watch them dating someone else.

Commentary:
"Life is a dating game – play your cards right, or you might end up being a spectator in someone else's romance movie! 💔😂 #LoveAndCourage"

Here's to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.

Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.

Commentary:
"Cheers to managing your circus with finesse 🤡🎪 while your inner clown is throwing a tantrum 🤯🎭! May your outward smiles be Oscar-worthy 😁🏆 and your inward screams stay on mute 🔇🤐!"

Self-esteem’s so bad my fantasies are hurting my feelings.

Self-esteem’s so bad my fantasies are hurting my feelings.

Commentary:
"In a twisted plot twist, self-esteem took a vacation and left a full-blown melodrama in its wake 🎭💔. Now even daydreams are armed with weapons of mass 'feelings' destruction! 🚫🧠 #FantasiesGoneRogue"

You are the Monday of my life.

You are the Monday of my life.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic Monday – the day we love to hate! But hey, just like Mondays, you bring a fresh start and endless possibilities! 💼☕️ Embrace the chaos and spontaneity that comes with being the Monday of someone's life! 🌟 #MondayMotivation"

Can I sell my feelings on ebay, I don't want them anymore.

Can I sell my feelings on ebay, I don’t want them anymore.

Commentary:
"Can I sell my feelings on eBay? 🤔 Displayed as 'lightly used,' with free shipping to anyone willing to take on my emotional baggage. 📦♻️💔 #EmoAuction"

Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings?

Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings?

Commentary:
"Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings? 🏃‍♂️🤔 Well, you might shed a few tears instead of pounds! Remember, emotions are calories for the soul; you can't outrun those feelings, but a good run might clear your mind and boost your mood! 🏃‍♀️💪"