Commentary:
Wow, looks like someone's unexpected feelings took a detour from the original itinerary! ππ Who knew detours could be so delightful? π #UnexpectedLoveStops
70 Funny feelings quotes
I feel like weβre all just angry and horny.
Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle of the human condition: a delicate balance between simmering rage and raging hormones π€·ββοΈπ₯π Who knew that our evolutionary journey would lead us to this delightful intersection of emotions? π #AngryAndHorny"
How about hold me as tight as youβre holding onto that grudge?
Commentary:
"Looks like you'll need to squeeze as firmly as your resentment for that one! π€π Let's hope the hug ends up being more comforting than the grudge. ππ€"
Whoever said having a crush is when you feel the most like Carrie Bradshaw was so real for that.
Commentary:
"Having a crush is like starring in your own rom-com, complete with Carrie Bradshaw vibes and just a touch of chaos! ππ Embrace the highs, the lows, and the fabulous fashion choices that come with it!"
Having a crush on someone is just having a lack of information on someone.
Commentary:
Ah, the notorious crush – a perfect cocktail of feelings and mysteries! π΅οΈββοΈπ€ It's like detective work for the heart, where the case file is missing crucial details! π΅οΈββοΈπ Who needs Sherlock when you have a crush to solve mysteries for you? ππ Just remember, the more you know, the less crushing it gets! ππ #CrushInvestigation
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Iβm so embarrassed by the paragraphs I used to send expressing my feelings.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic cringe-inducing paragraphs of yesteryear, where emotions flowed freely like an overflowing river of verbosity π€¦ββοΈ. Thank goodness for character limits and emoji translations to save us from our past oversharing sins! π
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Did you ever stop to ask how Mercury feels about being in retrograde? No, because you only think about yourself.
Commentary:
Oh, poor Mercury, always catching the blame for retrograde! πͺ Next time, let's check in with the cosmic bodies before casting our astrological frustrations. Maybe Mercury just needs a hug and some retrograde appreciation! π #CosmicConsiderations
I think being a hopeless romantic is giving me brain damage.
Commentary:
"Looks like cupid's arrow missed the mark and hit the head instead! ππ Who knew that falling in love could be such a hazard for the brain cells? π§ π #RomanticProblems"
First they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic love story: First they give you butterflies π¦, then you end up with a whole garden of mental health problems πΏπ§ . Who knew romance could come with a side of therapy bills? ππ
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Men have feelings too! Hunger, for example. Or thirst.
Commentary:
"Men have feelings too! Hunger, for example. Or thirst. ππ¦ Don't underestimate the emotional depth of a man when he's hangry or parched! π"