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Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.
4 weeks ago
I have tasted employment, I have tasted joblessness and I recommend generational wealth guys.
1 month ago
Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something.
3 months ago
Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not.
3 months ago
Took a good look at my finances. I won’t make that mistake again.
3 months ago
Money is always a motive for murder. Stay broke.
3 months ago