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Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

There are two types of people: Those who steal food off your plate and those who you keep in your life.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

Airplanes are so weird because how does a giant metal box stay in the air like that, and why am I craving tomato juice?

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

If you give me a serious answer to a silly question, I’m giving you a wedgie.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

Your pronouns should be get/help.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

Not my circus, but I’ve grown quite fond of its monkeys.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

Yeah, baby, I am an animal in bed. More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours a day.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

If overthinking burned calories, I’d never need to exercise again.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

Why did they call it K-pop and not Seoul music?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Jan 2, 2026

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Shared recently on Threads:

If consuming too much caffeine causes short-term memory loss, just imagine what consuming too much caffeine can do.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I miss my Dad opening the windows and talking about cross-ventilation.

Seen just now on TikTok:

An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

Spotted on LinkedIn:

You look like the type of person that would fart in bed and Dutch Oven yourself.

Spotted on Facebook:

Like a fine bourbon, we get better with age. Or, at least, … we feel better about our age after drinking lots of bourbon!

Breaking via Threads:

Wishing all the contacts in my phone “Merry Christmas, I hope you get what you deserve” and just letting that work itself out.

Seen just now on Threads:

If you drink a lot of water, you won’t have time for other people’s drama because you’ll be too busy looking for a bathroom.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not working.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Not me out here checking the growth progress of my potted flowers only a couple hours after I planted the seeds in the first place.

Making waves on WeChat:

Sex is great, but have you ever had your alarm go off and then realize you don’t have to get up today?

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40 shares on TikTok this month:

I think the most financially irresponsible thing I’ve done is get my kids to like sushi.

50 shares on Facebook this month:

Unfortunately, I could never be nonchalant because I am not well in the head, and also my soul is on fire.

44 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I used to have this mental illness, where I thought putting your heart and soul into a relationship would make it work.

97 shares on WeChat this month:

Mind if I crawl into your DMs and stay there for a while?

92 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Imagine hating me and i’m just over here doing a much better job at hating myself than any of y’all could do.

61 shares on X this month:

They say money can’t buy happiness, but could someone just give me a lot of it and let me see for myself?

18 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m so bored of being bored, because being bored is really boring.

46 shares on Snapchat this month:

Waitress: “Do you have any questions about the menu?” Me: “What kind of font is this?

70 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Pro tip: Avoid the news for a couple of days and have some fun.

73 shares on Snapchat this month:

I drive regularly so that my brain doesn’t forget swear words.

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7 folks are currently checking 👀

Saw a shooting star and made a wish for everyone to stop talking to me.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

The shrooms told me that we need to get our shit together. That humanity is a bundle of bad habits. I’m headed back in a few weeks, and they need a response from us. What do I tell them?

9 folks are currently checking 👀

IKEA is like the Hotel California of furniture stores.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

My brain has too many tabs open and one of them is playing music I can’t find.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Remember those days when you missed school and you’d check the time and think, “They’re eating right now.”

17 folks are currently checking 👀

No one watches your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Nothing in a household is said more lovingly than, “Can you bring me some toilet paper?”

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People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars for a while once they get home. Whenever I do that, my Uber driver yells at me.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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94 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,363

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Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

They should make a movie that’s good the whole way through.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

Building a snowman so I can punch it in the face.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

In the 90s, you could tell who won the rap battle by who was still alive.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not working.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

It’s weird that Usher doesn’t have any songs about showing people to their seats.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

I’m off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

“Gravy is not a beverage.” Okay, well that’s why I was trying to drink it in the bathroom, so you wouldn’t see me.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

Opening up to a woman is like talking to the police, anything you say can and will be used against you.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

The man who invented autocorrect has died. Restaurant in peace.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

Nobody at this train station knows that there’s a hole in my sock.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Instagram:

First rule of cleaning while listening to music: the toilet brush is never the microphone. Never!

Just shared via Slack:

I enjoy the freedom of speech, because if you let crazy people talk, they’ll totally tell you they’re crazy.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Ain’t nothing better than knowing you were right when everyone else thought you were crazy.

Making waves on Slack:

For years I thought an oncologist was just the doctor they kept on-call at all times.

Spotted on Messenger:

The ’90s were a time of blissful ignorance where we expected rock stars to sleep with groupies.

Making waves on X:

You gotta act cool, calm, and collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear.

Making waves on Slack:

At a certain age, all you really want is a good mattress.

Shared recently on Twitch:

My parents didn’t raise me to be rude, I had to practice.

Just shared via Facebook:

Keep scrolling, I’ve got nothing.

Going viral on Slack:

If a vegetarian who eats fish is a pescatarian, is a vegetarian who eats chicken called a poultrygeist?

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