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Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

Being excited to get in bed is a different level of adulting.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

Church should be less preachy and more eat-y.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

If I ever look at my phone in the middle of a conversation with you, I’m not reading a text; I’m just looking up the definition of a word I just used a bit too confidently.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

This going into the office stuff blows. Like, I seriously have to wear clothes now.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

Pursuing an academic career is like thinking the stripper loves you.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

You feel me? Bro, I haven’t felt anything since the Scholastic Book Fair.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

The world started without permission again.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

$20k in my bank account. – The k is silent.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

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Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on YouTube:

One year older today, and still no closer to growing up.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

The concept of a courtroom sketch artist is so funny to me. Here’s our little murder doodler.

Just landed via Discord:

Can someone please help me, I’m still at the Fyre Festival.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

My husband and I were doing yard work, but I started a fight so I could storm off into the air conditioning.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Please stop adding touchscreens to cars. Most of these idiots can barely drive as it is.

Just shared via Slack:

Weekends now feel like short commercial breaks in a stressful movie.

Making waves on Messenger:

You know what brought my home value up? Not having an angry man in it.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

You can be anything. Be the person who ends the meeting early.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Can’t believe my neighbor rang my doorbell at 3 a.m. last night… Luckily, I was still up playing the drums.

Just shared via Reddit:

How to write complaints: “Dear customer service, first of all, you should know that I am typing this with my middle finger.”

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Social Media Stars ⭐

46 shares on X this month:

I’m not drinking 2% milk until we figure out what the other 98% is.

43 shares on Facebook this month:

Death doesn’t scare me, but a group of dogs fighting while I’m walking alone on the street does.

78 shares on Pinterest this month:

Jobs are so clingy. Why do you need to see me 40 hours a week?

16 shares on YouTube this month:

If you’re offended by bacon, the United States of America isn’t for you.

45 shares on Slack this month:

Wearing a condom while she’s on birth control is called two-factor authentication.

40 shares on YouTube this month:

A dating app for people who are way too into cookies, called Crumble.

44 shares on Threads this month:

Working out consistently yields results, but mannnnnnn…… the laundry.

14 shares on TikTok this month:

You ever wake up in the morning and your first thought is ‘I can’t wait to go to bed tonight’?

99 shares on Threads this month:

If you can’t laugh at yourself, I will.

89 shares on Snapchat this month:

The sandwich I made for lunch didn’t even make it until 10am.

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Hot Jokes 💥

10 folks are currently checking 👀

And once again my day begins without a red carpet! Guys, I’m really disappointed in you.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Dear Apple, at no point will I ever text someone “he’ll yeah” ..

11 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s not even a crush. it’s just unsupervised hope.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Is it cool if I come into your life and just never leave, like a stray cat?

12 folks are currently checking 👀

My dog just looked me in the eye and said “no one is gonna believe you”, then took a nap.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s funny how sometimes you buy a book, then read it in two days, and sometimes you buy a book, and it lives on your bookshelf for 12 years.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

All I’m saying is that big burgers should be wider not taller.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

My son put his dish in the sink so I rushed him to urgent care.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

After 25, you’re pretty much 30.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Sorry, can’t. I’m too busy growing new neural pathways to make space for a stranger’s opinion. Evolution takes bandwidth, man.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,305

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

Going to ask seven friends for advice and then execute my original plan.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

Hate when anxiety gives me stomach problems. Like, baby, you are supposed to be a mental disorder, please stay in your line.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

“You’re under the weather?” We all are, idiot. It’s in the sky.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

I’ve had two glasses of wine and responded with “Omgggg congrats, sweet girl” on an engagement post of someone I haven’t spoken to in 5 years.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

I just want a bar where I can pour my own drink, have music at a normal volume, and there are no people, and it’s my house.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

Yeah, the planet is dying. The government hates us. The animals are leaving. The aliens aren’t contacting us. We might be alone. It just might be you and me.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

“You look nervous” Thanks, I’ve been practicing my whole life.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

I don’t want to brag but I walked into a room and remembered why I walked in.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Forget Botox. If you really want to look younger, get braces.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

When you realize a 9 to 5 is actually an 8 to 7, since you cannot teleport to work.

Trending via Twitch:

I’d like to meet the person who decided that if you wanted to get married fast, it had to be done by Elvis.

Making waves on Telegram:

I don’t need coffee, misanthropy fuels me.

Just shared via Discord:

Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

Spotted on YouTube:

Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait.

Just shared via Messenger:

I do believe TikTok saves the funniest videos for late at night. There’s no way.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

As parents we have to make sacrifices all the time. Today, I had to eat my kid’s ice cream because she couldn’t finish it.

Live now on X:

I knew school was a scam when my business teacher didn’t own a business, and my PE teacher was fat.

Shared recently on Threads:

Never underestimate my ability to fall asleep in a moving vehicle.

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