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Job applications would be so much easier if you could just "buy one, get one free" with your bestie! 🛍️👯♀️💼
168 Funny friendship quotes
If we were subway rats, I’d share my pizza crust with you.
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The highest form of bromance: sharing pizza crumbs and a 6 train. 🍕🐀🚇
The bowling ball actually hangs out with the pins after work. There isn’t beef there.
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That's why they're always striking up a conversation! 🎳😂💬
It’s important to post stupid stuff so you can learn who likes you.
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Ah, the social media version of survival of the silliest! 😂🤪 #TrueFriendsTest
No, you don’t understand. This is my special mistake. I keep making it because it is very dear to me, like an old friend.
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Ah yes, the classic case of Mistake Stockholm Syndrome! Can't quit those nostalgic mishaps 😂🔄👯♂️
One year of friendship, and I’ve not seen your breasts? Are we really friends?
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Is it even a friendship if there's been zero wardrobe malfunctions? 😂👚🔍
I really cannot be friends with picky eaters because it somehow always correlates to bigger problems and character flaws.
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When your taste buds have higher standards than your life choices 🤔🍽️😆
Little do my friends know they’re healing me every time we hang out.
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Who needs therapy when you've got a circle of friends and pizza nights 🍕😂 #FriendshipGoals
Turns out, college is all about forming unspoken, powerful bonds with people you talk to twice.
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Only in college can an acquaintance you barely remember end up in your wedding photos 📸🤔🎓
Prison pen pal doesn’t want us to write each other anymore. Finds my life too depressing.
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Even my pen pal from Alcatraz thinks I need to lighten up! 🖊️😅📬