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Controlling your anger at work is a job in itself.

May 28, 2026

Me: Do you have the movie I want to watch? Netflix: No, but we have hundreds of movies that you don’t want to watch!

May 28, 2026

They say “Time heals.” No, it doesn’t. I’m still mad.

May 28, 2026

No one is more stressed than someone who has seen their potential and knows they aren’t living up to it.

May 28, 2026

When you thought something would be easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually been stressy, depressy, lemon zesty.

May 28, 2026

Babe, wanna come over and watch me apply for jobs on Indeed until I start to cry.

May 28, 2026

I learned Morse code, and then I couldn’t sleep because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself.

May 28, 2026

Can’t stand when I’m determined to see something in a negative light, and somebody offers a different, healthier perspective. I already made up my mind to be upset. Don’t be rude.

May 28, 2026

Life is just a series of obstacles preventing you from reading your book.

May 28, 2026

I’m on a spinning rock in outer space, and I have to answer work emails.

May 28, 2026

I hate being in that mood where nothing’s really wrong but nothing feels right either.

May 28, 2026

I survived a Monday, and for what? Tuesday? Disgusting.

May 28, 2026

It’s with a heavy heart and a deep sadness that I have to announce that I’m at work.

May 28, 2026

This Monday has Monday written all over it.

May 28, 2026

I got a lot of Jedi advice for somebody who could be turned to the dark side by moderate traffic.

May 28, 2026

Rest here, weary doom-scroller, you’ve seen enough bullshit for one day.

May 28, 2026

Screw you guys, I’m gonna go make friends with the crows.

May 28, 2026

I hate it when someone asks me what I did yesterday. I don’t know. Breathed a lot, probably got mad at something … sighed heavily. The list goes on.

May 28, 2026

If I have to look at any more spreadsheets today, you’re gonna have to spread my ashes.

May 28, 2026

Mentally, I’m in a forest screaming. Physically, I’m answering emails with a fake smile and clenched jaw.

May 28, 2026

Today is one of those days where I have to remind myself that you’re not allowed to strangle people.

May 28, 2026

Cleaning your kid’s room will piss you off, cause why is my Airfryer in here?

May 28, 2026

Nobody cleans better than somebody that’s pissed off.

May 28, 2026

“Is everything okay?” Bro, nothing has been since I turned 12.

May 28, 2026

Mothers be doing unnecessary housework and then get mad at you when they’re tired.

May 28, 2026

Hate when I have to be mean. Why would you push a sweet girl this far?

May 27, 2026

This flight is so long, I don’t know where I’m going anymore. I just live here now. Even the crying baby gave up.

May 27, 2026

When I was young, I couldn’t wait to be older. Well, I wasn’t expecting this shit!

May 27, 2026

I miss my bed. Why does it have to be so far from where I work?

May 27, 2026

Flies are literally obsessed with flying into a room, then pretending they can’t get out. Grow up.

May 27, 2026

It’s Friday. I ran out of small talk on Tuesday. Please leave me alone.

May 27, 2026

The pain of watching a movie with someone who talks a lot.

May 27, 2026

Talking to some people is like folding a fitted sheet.

May 27, 2026

You ever have one of those days that require the use of both of your middle fingers?

May 27, 2026

“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” I asked God to strike me dead with lightning.

May 27, 2026

Does anyone know how to lower the difficulty setting on my life?

May 27, 2026

The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes, only to turn around and, to your horror, the pot.

May 27, 2026

That feeling when it’s Friday, you blink once, and somehow it’s Monday again.

May 27, 2026

During arguments with idiots, I wish I could throw a flash bang and disappear.

May 27, 2026

Having a job ruined my life.

May 27, 2026