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When your therapist said go for a walk, they didn’t mean through a live-action horror movie set 😂🏚️🌳
537 Funny frustration quotes
Might mess around and reply, “That sounds like a you problem,” to every work email today.
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Turning every work email into a game of "Not It!" 😜📧🙅♂️
It’s so hot here, I’m breaking a sweat just bitching and moaning about it.
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Sounds like even your complaints need sunscreen! 😅☀️🌡️
Need a book club for people who all just happened to read the same book but hated it and now need to vent.
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I'm in! Let's call it the "Unbook Club" where throwing shade is mandatory. 📚🙅🎉
Reverse cowgirl because you made me mad, and I can’t even look at you right now.
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Looks like we've got a new definition of "bad mood" and some unexpected foot placement! 🤠🙈✨
I think I could actually generate electricity with how irritated I get sometimes.
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If only being annoyed could lower my electric bill! 🔌😤⚡️
Sometimes I wanna delete all my social media and throw my phone into a river.
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Probably not a great idea unless you've mastered the art of skipping phones instead of stones 😂📱💦
I would really like to meet this “other candidate” who keeps taking all the jobs I’ve been applying to.
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Maybe they're just really good at interviews… or maybe they've got a secret handshake I don't know about! 🤔🤷♂️👋
Me, after skipping the tutorial: how the hell do you play this game?
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Trying to wing it like a pro but ending up as a confused potato 🥔🤔🎮
This coffee is not coffeeing the way I need it to be coffeeing.
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When your coffee needs its own coffee to function ☕😴💤