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Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

I believe in annoyed at first sight.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

Don’t rub your happiness in people’s faces this Valentine’s Day. Let the couples enjoy themselves for once.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

I’ve arrived like the sun: blinding, necessary, and impossible to ignore.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

But that was my emotional support daylight.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

Welcome to your 40’s: you have big plans tonight. No, you don’t.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

I’m thinking of maybe killing off a few characters in the book I’m writing. That will really spice up my autobiography.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

I’m now at the age where sitting cross-legged on the floor is punishable by about three days of full-body paralysis.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

God, please — if you don’t want someone to love me, at least make me a millionaire.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

17,359

Funny Quotes Images

15,236

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

Users Online

3,909

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Reddit:

“I’m depressed because there’s not enough cheese in this world to satisfy my hunger for it.”

Just landed via Slack:

Life’s too short to remove the USB drive safely.

Trending via Instagram:

First date idea: I lean in close and surprise you with a wet willy.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

The hottest thing a man can be is boring in his 30s.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Handyman to customer: If I had wanted you to watch me work, I would have become an actor.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Had some plain yogurt with protein powder in it for breakfast, and not only is it high in protein and very filling, it’s also disgusting.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Definitely thought I’d be solving mysteries and unmasking ghosts in a van with a dog by this point in my life.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Unpopular opinion: I do enjoy third-wheeling if the couple is fun.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I woke up alive again.

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31 shares on Pinterest this month:

Whoever said having a crush is when you feel the most like Carrie Bradshaw was so real for that.

11 shares on Telegram this month:

Fish must think we look so weird with both eyes on the front of our face.

21 shares on TikTok this month:

I respect the moon’s unwillingness to be photographed on a phone.

13 shares on Reddit this month:

Hired a financial advisor, and his first piece of advice was that I don’t make nearly enough money to justify paying a financial advisor.

99 shares on Snapchat this month:

You’re over 35. Better go pee before you leave, pee when you get there, pee while you’re there, and pee before you leave.

56 shares on Threads this month:

If Wonka had a spaghetti factory, I’d get sucked into a marinara river tube so fast.

59 shares on Discord this month:

Money can’t buy happiness, until you’re on vacation and then you realize it definitely can.

61 shares on WhatsApp this month:

No place in this world is as dark as my archived chats on WhatsApp.

27 shares on Threads this month:

We’re all in the billionaire submarine now.

59 shares on YouTube this month:

Seen an ambulance at the hospital. I hope the doctors are okay.

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Hot Jokes 💥

23 folks are currently checking 👀

I think my wife has got early Alzheimer’s. Every day she tells me that she has no idea what she first saw in me.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

On the upside, my kids are helping with the dishes. On the downside, my kids are helping with the dishes.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

I wish someone would light up the way Siri does when I say, “Hey.”

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Before social media, you could just completely forget that somebody existed. Good times.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Twitter is fun because you can post a pic of pizza and people will get mad at you.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Youngest siblings are literally weaponized incompetence, final boss.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Think like a crazy person, and then you’ll understand.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

I think I’m closer to retirement than to a relationship.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

17,359

Funny Quotes Images

15,236

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

Users Online

3,973

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

Sorry I slowed down but I had to calculate if the bridge could hold the weight of my car with all the stuffed animals my kids insisted on bringing on vacation.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

Fun prank: make people study for many years, and then don’t give them jobs.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

I wanna be a jellyfish— no heart, no brain, no feelings, no pain— just blub blub blub.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

My talents include sneaking out of work early on a Friday.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

People complain about jury duty as if listening to true crime all day and being sequestered at night isn’t secretly every mother’s fantasy.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

I hate that Al has now caused me to question the authenticity of cute animal videos online. I don’t even know if this baby penguin actually wore a beret to go buy a tiny baguette in Paris.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

I love Pinterest. No opinions. No bad vibes. Just pretty pictures.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

Everybody in the world, stop fighting or no dessert.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

Wearing expensive perfume to work feels like such a waste. This should be under someone’s full body weight, not in a corporate setting.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

As long as you’re still fishing fruit flies out of your drink, you’re not drunk.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on X:

Sneaking up behind people and marrying them.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Why do men have birthdays? It’s not like they’re growing up.

Spotted on Facebook:

Was complaining to my mom about my daughter’s attitude and she told me I should’ve named her payback.

Just shared via YouTube:

I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

The human body is incredible. It’s like, “Oh, you’re stressed and sad? Here, enjoy this acne.”

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Due to inflation, a picture is now worth 2300 words.

Just shared via Telegram:

Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.

Just landed via Twitch:

Brussels sprouts were invented by big cabbage to sell little cabbages.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

It’s a beautiful day to ignore your existing problems and create new ones.

Going viral on Messenger:

Be careful when you follow the masses sometimes the M is silent.

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