Funny getaway quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Booked an escape room but just to get away from everyone. No plans of escaping.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to escape reality like a boss 😎🚪🔒 Who needs freedom when you've got cozy solitude inside an escape room? 🤷‍♂️ #ProfessionalEscapist"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My ideal vacation would be to drop my family off at the airport and then have a week of peace and quiet.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like the ultimate dream vacation! 🌴✈️ Who needs sandy beaches when you can have peace and quiet all to yourself? Just don't forget to pick the family back up on your way home! 😜👋 #QuietTimeIsGolden"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Gave my family the wrong address for our beach rental. Hoping to get a couple days in before they find me.

  Commentary:
  "Whoops, looks like someone is setting up their own private beach retreat! 🏖️ Just make sure to stock up on snacks and sunscreen to survive the solo vacation! ☀️😂"

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