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I truly wonder what it sounded like when Medusa washed her hair at night.

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My theory is that women’s voices contain frequencies that men simply can’t hear.

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God doesn’t do nearly enough smiting anymore.

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People my age are parenting actual humans, and I’m over here promising myself snacks if I fold the laundry.

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Life is too short. Tell his mom what he did to you.

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I was born tired, and I will die tired. If I ever tell you I’m not tired, I’m probably lying.

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Apparently, the job interviewer doesn’t like it when your biggest weakness is beautiful Latinas.

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“Male loneliness epidemic” and it’s just karma and the consequences of their actions.

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Reverse cowgirl so I can bend backward and look at him like the Exorcist.

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I’ve faced more peer pressure to watch certain TV shows than to do drugs.

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So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.

Going viral on X:

How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good or am I naming them now?

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Sometimes I use big words I don’t always fully understand, in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.

Going viral on Reddit:

Muting morons is good for your health.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I’m liking your IG photo from 8 days ago because IG just showed me today!

Trending via WhatsApp:

Get married and have kids so that you can Google things like “How to teach your kid to not bite”.

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There are 8 billion people in the world and I only have 3 friends, and one is annoying.

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“Too much garlic”? What’s next? Too much love? Too much desire?

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If I was the inventor of healing, I would have made it linear, I can tell you that much.

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God forbid a girl wanna kiss and be kissed.

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44 shares on WeChat this month:

You should introduce your upper lip to your bottom lip sometime and shut up.

75 shares on Messenger this month:

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they’re having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

40 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I now also have a device that tells me whether I’ve taken enough steps today. If I don’t make it one day, it barks and poops in my apartment.

35 shares on Telegram this month:

We’ve been talking about eating the rich for so long, they got over-ripe.

77 shares on Twitch this month:

The bad news is I forgot to wear my spaghetti-eating shirt. The good news is I have a new spaghetti-eating shirt.

56 shares on Facebook this month:

“Twister 3” should be told from a cow’s POV.

20 shares on Messenger this month:

I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

78 shares on Pinterest this month:

Maybe the reason Miss Piggy is still single is she has a fear of kermitment.

29 shares on X this month:

When you have finished reading this funny quote, you will be a little closer to death than before.

12 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My problem with Christmas shopping is that I keep seeing things that I like… for me.

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Golf is a great way to learn all of the new curse words your subconscious has been cooking up in the lab.

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Once this pandemic ends, I’m legit quitting video games and getting a girlfriend for real.

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The Netflix “Recommended For You” list is why I have trust issues.

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I know everything is expensive right now, but just remember correcting people’s grammar online is still free.

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“I’ve had cigarettes that were better than entire years of my life.”

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I have some cake and now I’m eating it too. Not seeing the problem here.

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Is Mercury in reggaeton?

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I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.

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I don’t understand people who do things on weekends. You just did things all week. What’s next, more things? That’s how they get you.

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I only go on LinkedIn to see what my coworkers looked like 15 years ago.

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Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

We’ve all at least once caught our toes when putting on our knickers and jumped around the room like idiots.

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If I ever experience an earthquake, my first thought will probably be it’s Godzilla.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

I really hope my house is haunted and not in need of structural repairs.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

It’s a good thing Titanic is only a movie. A lot of people would’ve died.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

My superpower is to wake up more tired than I was when I fell asleep.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

Pronouncing hyperbole like guacamole.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

Accidentally clicked a post about UFOs, and now my Facebook algorithm thinks I’m a much different person.

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Diet hack: Spend your money filling up your gas tank so you won’t have money for groceries.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

If Dracula had a cat, she’d be the one sleeping in the coffin.

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Freshly posted on Reddit:

Men be like, “That’s my dream girl,” then ruin her perspective of love forever.

Trending via Twitch:

“We will go ahead and make these changes if we don’t hear from you before Friday” is such an elegant way to solve problems.

Just shared via YouTube:

I remember sex. That was cool.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ — which is so much better.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Another fine day ruined by waking up.

Breaking via TikTok:

You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on Facebook every day.

Going viral on TikTok:

Printers are definitely the moody teenagers of the tech world.

Making waves on Snapchat:

My ex was like “I know a spot,” then took me to the lowest point in my life.

Spotted on Messenger:

I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

Shared recently on TikTok:

People don’t hate working, they hate working and still being poor.

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