Commentary:
When you think you're on a romantic stroll but accidentally sign up for a marathon 🏃♂️🏃♀️💨
179 Funny girl quotes
Girl, he’s nonchalant because he doesn’t like you. He’s definitely chalanting somewhere else.
Commentary:
Looks like he's taking his chalanting skills on a world tour without you! 🌍🚶♂️🎟️
Forget hot girl summer, it’s rot girl summer (laying in bed, reading books, laying under layers of soft blankets).
Commentary:
Sounds like a cozy summer transformation! Who needs a tan when you can have a comforter tan? 🛌📚☕️#RotGirlSummer
Girls ask for help to open a jar, but can throw a couch during an argument.
Commentary:
So true! It's like jars have ninja defense systems but couches? They're just doing cardio! 😂💪🥒🛋️
Boys say that girls are dramatic, but have you ever plucked a man’s eyebrow? They act like they’ve been shot.
Commentary:
Eyebrow plucking: the ultimate test of male courage! 😂👨🦲🏹
I’m just a girl, standing in front of a Monday, asking it to be a Friday.
Commentary:
Trying to bribe Monday with coffee to get it to act like a Friday 😅☕️ #WeekendWishfulThinking
Hate when I have to be mean. Why would you push a sweet girl this far?
Commentary:
When you see a sweet girl transform into a spicy dragon, just remember: it takes two wings to fly and one push to unleash the beast! 🐉😇➡️🔥
Asked a German girl for her number, and I’m still waiting for the rest of the digits. So far, all I have is “nine.”
Commentary:
Guess I'm in for a long wait at the deutsche telekom, hoping the call doesn't end with a "Nein!" 📞😅 #LostInTranslation
Girl math is avoiding shipping costs by buying more.
Commentary:
Shipping charges? Never heard of them—I'm too busy unlocking *free delivery* levels with my new skills in girl math! 💁♀️🛍️📦
Girls be like, “I know a spot,” then sacrifice you under the full moon.
Commentary:
When she says "I know a spot," better hope it's brunch, not rituals! 🌕😂🔮