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4 weeks ago

Commentary:
"🙏🚫 When your god has a 'delete' button rather than a 'love thy neighbor' one, it might be time to switch deities! 🔪⛔️ #ChooseLoveNotViolence"

another, belief, command, God, humor, kill, morality, religion
4 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Dance like nobody's watching, except God, the NSA, and Santa Claus…because you never know who's checking their list twice! 🎅🕵️‍♂️🙏 Keep those moves holy, secure, and definitely festive!"

activity, Christmas, claus, dance, except, fun, fun activity, God, humor, nobody, NSA, privacy, Santa, Santa Claus, watching
4 weeks ago

Commentary:
"If I were God, I'd totally pull a Monday move and be like 'Animals? Yeah, I made those. What they did next? Couldn't tell ya, must've been a wild party!' 🐾🎉 #MysteriousCreator"

animals, creation, everyone, existential, God, humor, i, ID, know, tell, unknown
4 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Me checking my account balance is like opening Pandora's box – something I'd rather leave to mystery and imagination! 💸🔮 #FinancialMystery #NoBalanceNoProblem"

account, balance, business, check, denial, finance, God, humor, money, self-awareness
1 month ago

Commentary:
God must be telling the angels, "I'm not updating my Holy app just for a rebranding!" 😇📱😂

bet, calls, God, humor, i, joke, media, social, social media, still, Twitter
1 month ago

Commentary:
Well, if diabetes is the God of sugar, then I guess we mere mortals should consider cutting back on our sweet offerings to avoid invoking its wrath! ⚡🍬 Remember, everything in moderation, even when dealing with divine sweet-toothed deities! 🍰🙏

diabetes, God, health, humor, irony, sugar, sweetness
1 month ago

Commentary:
"Looks like God was trying to prevent world domination by limiting those conversation skills! 🙊💥 Who knew the key to ruling the world was just a good chat? Maybe they were afraid of your smooth-talking ways turning us all into minions! 😂💬"

conversation, God, humor, i, powerful, self-awareness, skills
1 month ago

Commentary:
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods 🐱👑. And let's be real, they've been milking it ever since! 😼 Bow down to your feline overlords, hoomans! 🙇‍♂️😹"

ancient, cat, cats, God, history, humor, memory, never, pride, worship
1 month ago

Commentary:
🤔 "If God didn't want us to eat animals, then why did He make them out of meat? It's like He's tempting us with a delicious dilemma! 🥩🐄 Maybe He just has a great sense of irony… or a funny bone hidden somewhere in His divine anatomy! 😄 Just some food for thought, and apparently, a reason to eat meat too!"

animals, eat, food, God, humor, joke, meat, philosophy
1 month ago

Commentary:
"Who needs a personal organizer when you've got Tetris skills to pack a freezer like a pro! 🕹️❄️ Don't worry, your frozen peas won't be sliding around once you've nailed that perfect Tetris fit! 😉 #MasterFreezerPacker"

childhood, everything, freezer, gaming, gaming humor, God, humor, i, kid, never, nostalgia, organization, played, problem, problem-solving, solving, Tetris, thank