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Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

My retirement plan is time travel to the 80s.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

I miss when we didn’t know what celebrities thought about anything.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why there’s such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

I love my new crockpot. Now we can wait longer to eat my horrible cooking.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

I don’t give people directions. What if no one wants them there?

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

Experts say you can make any statement sound more credible by adding ‘experts say’ at the beginning.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

I need you to put the fun in refund!

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

I’m so old and have never even met a woman named Jolene. I’d really like to find her, though. She can have my man.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

Petition to make weekends longer. Two days isn’t enough.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

You’re not lazy, you’re just buffering in HD.

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Making waves on Snapchat:

A fitness trainer showed me the proper way to inhale and exhale and then got pissed when I told her she had nice breaths.

Just landed via Slack:

Welcome to Twitter, some random, judgmental stranger will be along shortly to complain about your tweets.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

We all have that one coworker whose sole purpose is to reduce our life expectancy by ten years.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Intro to salsa class was weird, I starved myself all day, there was no chips or dips and then these weirdos were all grabby and dancing around.

Just shared via Telegram:

I think it is mandatory, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Wow, pretty rude for people to exist who are younger and hotter than me, but OK.

Going viral on WeChat:

Spider-Man, but set in rural England so he just has to walk everywhere.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Why do women complain about size but moan when fingered?

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Anyone who thinks being a pessimist isn’t any fun fails to appreciate the joy of saying, ‘I told you so.’

Seen just now on Slack:

Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

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14 shares on Instagram this month:

The Airbnb reviews never tell you how comfortable the toilets are for falling asleep on.

40 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.

46 shares on WeChat this month:

The way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser.

84 shares on X this month:

Scrolling should count as cardio.

53 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Pornhub be like “Your phone got a virus,” bro, just play the bloody video.

47 shares on Reddit this month:

You can get addicted to a certain kind of swagness.

85 shares on Pinterest this month:

Almost all of my bad decisions are food-related.

69 shares on Threads this month:

Shout out to all the experts on the web who know everything there is to know about absolutely everything.

23 shares on Facebook this month:

My dog understands several human words. I don’t understand any dog barks. He may be smarter than me.

74 shares on Discord this month:

I end all my sentences with “Just saying..” because ending them with “You bonehead..” would probably be considered offensive.

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I saw a bird get a worm today. It was about 11 am. So, don’t give up on your dreams, buddy!

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The nicest thing I’ve done for a date is turn up.

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I’m at the age where I can remember things that never happened.

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My favorite part of Spring is its rolls.

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You can’t have a bad day at work if you don’t go.

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My body is a machine that turns pizza into diarrhea.

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My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

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My kid’s superpower is knowing he won’t like a food before he even tries it.

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Getting older is realizing how great doing nothing is.

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I wanna date someone cuter than me, but sadly I am the cutest.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

I love that retail therapy works on me. I am so much happier and at peace when I’m buying things for myself.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

Sundays are no place for pants or responsibility.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

I love how these vegans still drink water. That’s a fish’s house!

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

Sorry, I can’t talk right now. The seam of my sock feels weird.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

Dissecting an alien and getting bitterly jealous at their crazy organs.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

Pursuing an academic career is like thinking the stripper loves you.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

Bowling: The most fun you can have wearing someone else’s shoes.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

Self-awareness is such a two-edged sword. Like, yay, I know myself better, but at what cost?

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on WeChat:

Pepsi & Coca-Cola can’t even be in the same restaurant… and we want world peace.

Going viral on Slack:

Seven wives and no alcohol? No thanks, Mormons.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

“I’m not short. I’m just more down to earth than most people.”

Shared recently on Snapchat:

On a scale of quack to quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack, what do you think of my duck-based numbering system?

Spotted on Discord:

I should’ve been an air conditioner because all I do is vent.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I only accept apologies in cash.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

My cat just knocked over my coffee mug and looked at me like it was my fault. How dare I put it on the edge of the table?

Just shared via Slack:

I’m an adult, but not the ‘makes positive life choices’ kind.

Going viral on Pinterest:

If you have gray in your beard, you can hit it.

Broadcasted on Threads:

You don’t need a therapist, you need an exorcist.

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