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Shoutout to the friends that still like me. All two of you.

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People don’t catch bullets with their teeth anymore, get out there and practice.

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This too shall pass, but what the hell?

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Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill.

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Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!

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I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.

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Mothers be doing unnecessary housework and then get mad at you when they’re tired.

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Horse girls and cat ladies get all the attention, but what about crow women?

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The meeting of the Anonymous Pessimists was canceled. It wouldn’t have helped anyway.

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I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something is wrong with me.

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Hell hath no fury like a toddler getting his nose wiped.

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Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups.

Going viral on Twitch:

To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Could someone please come over here and be the adult? I’m too tired.

Trending via Twitch:

Ugh, those red and blue flashing lights are interfering with my driving and scrolling.

Making waves on WeChat:

New challenge called “don’t say ‘wow it’s already dark by five these days’ for the rest of winter”

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I wish people knew how good I can sing when I’m alone in my car and in my shower.

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Being annoying is the most beautiful thing a woman could be.

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Okay, that’s enough todaying for today.

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Foot fetish should just be called feetish.

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Funny gracefully quotes bring a perfect blend of wit and charm to life’s little slips and successes 😄✨ They remind us to laugh at ourselves while keeping it classy—because who says grace can’t come with a side of giggles? 💃😂 Ready to sprinkle some humor and elegance into your day? Let’s dive into these clever gems that make graceful living way more fun! 🎉💫

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2 months ago
Share →: Being gracefully insane is the secret to a happy life.

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Commentary:
"Finally, an excuse for my quirky dance moves in the grocery aisle! 💃🛒😜 #GracefullyInsane"
4 months ago
Share →: Being gracefully insane is the secret to staying somewhat sane in an insane world.

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"Trying to maintain sanity in a world gone mad? Just remember, it's all about gracefully tiptoeing on the fine line between genius and madness! 🤪✨ #insanelygraceful"
4 months ago
Share →: Aging gracefully is like getting steamrolled gracefully, you should really be screaming.

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"Embracing aging gracefully is a bit like being rolled over by a steamroller with a smile on your face – sure, you may want to scream, but at least you'll look fabulous doing it! 🚂😂 #AgingLikeAFineWine"
6 months ago
Share →: Being gracefully insane is the only way to survive life’s daily bullshit.

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"Embracing your inner insanity with elegance – the ultimate survival strategy in the face of life's endless 🐮💩! Who needs sanity when you've got style and a touch of madness? 😜👑 #GracefulInsanity"
6 months ago
Share →: How do I gracefully leave this party early but also take the queso dip with me?

Commentary:
"Looks like we have a classic case of 'dipping out' with dip on the mind! 🧀💃Who knew that queso could be the perfect excuse for a stylish exit? Just remember, a true queso lover never leaves a party without a cheesy companion! 🎉👋 #LifeHack #QuesoOnTheGo"
6 months ago
Share →: Through repetition and sheer will I’ve mastered gracefully falling on my head.

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"Ah, the art of falling with finesse! 💁‍♂️💢 Practice makes perfect, even when it involves falling on your head repeatedly. Who said learning new skills can't be hair-raising? 🙃 #HeadOverHeelsButNotLiterally"

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Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

Instead of making a sound, car alarms that go off at night should blast your name so everyone knows it’s your car.

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A late person is never happier than when the person they’re meeting is later than them.

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Men make it so easy to hate them.

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“Stop bouncing your leg!” It’s either this or I start screaming.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

There’s nothing worse than being in public and you touch something that shouldn’t be sticky and it is.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

If I don’t text you saying Happy New Year, we still gang, I’m just lazy.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

Remember when we were young and said “I’ll sleep when i’m older”? Well, now we can’t when we want to.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.

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My shadow quit because I’m too boring.

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I’m writing a book on the joys of drinking beer. So far I’ve been through a lot of drafts.

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Freshly posted on Twitch:

I hate when people call my phone! I don’t use it for that.

Seen just now on Twitch:

So apparently they don’t count as sit-ups if you’re just trying to get out of bed.

Spotted on Telegram:

Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email, I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks.

Spotted on TikTok:

Why can’t my fat leave me like everything else does?

Seen just now on Slack:

Toddlers be like, we can do this the hard way or the harder way.

Reported on Slack:

They’re releasing another “Jurassic” movie. Let me guess: The dinosaurs get loose.

Just landed via Discord:

I just wish I had the confidence of my husband who thinks everything only takes 5 minutes.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Suicide is never the answer, you gotta outlive your enemies.

Shared recently on Threads:

Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.

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