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Coughing has finally overtaken speaking Arabic as the most taboo thing to do in an airport.

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I don’t always have time to fold laundry, but when I do, I don’t.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

The problem with hiding snacks from my kid is that when I forget, they end up being hidden from me too.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

My knight in shining armor comes in liquid form.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

The phrase “Treat yourself” has ruined my bank account and waistline.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

Going out to eat and shopping by yourself is actually one of the most peaceful and therapeutic things ever.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

Venn diagrams. You either love ‘em or you hate ‘em. Or you’re somewhere in the middle.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

If the earth was flat, many people would have already jumped off it.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

I can’t really explain it but cereal at night tastes better than cereal in the morning.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

Worst thing about cutting off all your hair is you go to work and everyone treats you like Today’s Special Boy.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Jan 2, 2026

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Shared recently on Twitch:

I love traveling because I love to check if I have my passport every 3-4 minutes.

Going viral on TikTok:

My toxic trait is optimism.

Live now on TikTok:

Hi, I’m making some changes in my life. If you don’t hear from me, you are one of them.

Trending via Reddit:

Sharks are orcs, dolphins are elves.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I don’t jump to conclusions, I cannonball into them like a boss.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Just read the Ten Commandments for the first time and you can’t do shit with your neighbor.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Think about how many more lovers you’d have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That’s what they are taking away from you.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Can I come over and circle you like a vulture?

Just landed via Slack:

Can’t believe, as a kid, I thought 21-year-olds had their lives figured out.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

My diet plan is sometimes, when I’m eating chips, I drop some on the floor, and I don’t eat those ones.

Funny hammock quotes

Funny hammock quotes are the perfect way to swing into relaxation with a smile 😄🌿 Whether you’re chilling under the sun or daydreaming in the shade, these witty and playful sayings will make your hammock moments even more enjoyable 🌞🛏️ Get ready to laugh, unwind, and embrace the art of doing absolutely nothing—because life’s better when you’re hanging out! 😎🍹

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The downside to getting in a hammock is having to get out of the hammock.

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A perfect metaphor for my life would be “Someone trying to stand up in a hammock.”

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A hammock is a terrible place to receive bad news.

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An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

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Laying in a hammock is essentially saying, “I hope there are no emergencies.”

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11 shares on TikTok this month:

Photogenic people are magical. You could snap a pic of them mid- explosive diarrhea, and they’d still look good.

21 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Still can’t believe America has a federal holiday to celebrate the hit movie Independence Day.

84 shares on Reddit this month:

Don’t tell me what to do unless you are naked.

45 shares on Telegram this month:

Welcome to Twitter, someone from an unhappy home will attend to you shortly.

69 shares on WhatsApp this month:

When the doorbell rings, I always go to the door with my jacket on. Depending on who it is, I either just want to leave or have just come home.

58 shares on Pinterest this month:

“You’re in her DMs, my faint presence sits in her Spotify Wrapped through the music I introduced her to. We’re not the same.”

18 shares on Telegram this month:

My future husband is very lucky; he will never stay hungry, because I know so many restaurants with delicious food.

71 shares on TikTok this month:

Get a Ring camera so you can yell at your kids when they’re out front and freak them out.

17 shares on WeChat this month:

Keep posting, I’m diagnosing you.

72 shares on Threads this month:

The only thing that has grown faster than rents in recent years is the overtime we have to work to pay them.

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Hot Jokes 💥

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Photogenic people are magical. You could snap a pic of them mid- explosive diarrhea, and they’d still look good.

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I’m not sure what everyone at my coworking space does for work, but I’m pretty sure one guy’s job is chewing.

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I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

If I ever go missing, check the snack aisle. I’m probably just deciding.

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Will mosquitoes ever develop a pizza obsession and end their pursuit of human blood?

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People who live in glass houses shouldn’t change clothes.

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My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty. I said because she is a pessimist.

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If I’m too quiet you can rest assured I’m in the process of planning my sweet escape or your equally sweet demise.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

In honor of the fall equinox, I will also be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

So excited to go to bed and have the worst sleep of my life, and wake up exhausted and aching.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,568

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

You’re not going to believe this, but I was doing really well, and then your email found me.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

I have this ability where I can look at someone’s profile picture and determine whether they are evil or not.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

Spotify Wrapped, but for all your bad decisions this year.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

My back and I are definitely not the same age.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

“I’m interested in the divorce rate for couples who sleep in queen versus king beds.”

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

“Apple Music has better sound quality!” Okay, but my entire life is on Spotify, my playlists are my children.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

My signature move is forgetting someone’s name 2 seconds after they tell me.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

Why is Saturday over in 7 minutes and Sunday in 4 minutes, but Monday is 84 months long?

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

I took your advice and worked smarter not harder. Now I’m going to need your advice on a good lawyer.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

Are you stupid, sand? You could just lay here forever on this beautiful beach, but no, you have to try with all you’ve got, to get into my shoes.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on YouTube:

You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on social media every day.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Need to clean the fridge, so I’m going to do the responsible thing and drink wine instead.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Parenting is yelling ‘you just had a snack!’ over and over until you give in and throw them another snack.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Everything will kill you so pick something fun.

Making waves on WeChat:

Valentine’s Day this week. If you have a crush on me we still have time to get cards and shave.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Anyone want to meet up and just scream… We could get food after.

Spotted on WeChat:

Welcome to your 40s: that “teenager”over there is actually 27.

Going viral on Reddit:

When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little riddles you get to solve later.

Trending via Twitch:

The Epstein files are real, but they can’t figure out how to convert them to a PDF.

Going viral on Telegram:

We need an app where introverts can pay extroverts to make phone calls for them.

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