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Funny hill quotes

Babymaking music but it’s the Benny Hill theme song.

4 weeks ago

I will die on this hill or any hill really. I have no hill preference.

2 months ago

Sledding is the best! (until you have to walk back up the hill)

2 months ago

I’m not climbing a hill if I’m dying. That sounds terrible. I’ll die on this chair. Drinking orange Fanta.

3 months ago

If I ever die on some hill, rest assured, something fishy is going on.

3 months ago

Bold of you to assume I have the energy to even climb a hill to die on.

3 months ago

Raise your hand if you’ve ever tried to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so strangers didn’t call 911.

3 months ago