Commentary:
"Me: *clocks out at 5pm* πΌπͺ Coworker: Where are you going? Me: On a permanent holiday… in my mind! ποΈπ #WorkEthicOnVacation"
Funny holidays quotes
Gonna finish eating all these Christmas cookies so Iβm no lβ¦
The introverted urge to spend a week alone at home after maβ¦
Imagine falling in love and then finding out that they putβ¦
Commentary:
Oh deer π¦π Love can be quite the surprise package! Who knew you were sharing your heart with Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer's distant relative? πβ€οΈ Just when you thought you found your perfect match, turns out they're a reindeer enthusiast on the side! π #LoveIsUnpredictable
Iβve decided to give people an attitude instead of gifts thβ¦
December. A desperate celebration of an end.
Commentary:
Ah, December – the month when we frantically try to finish everything we planned to do all year in just 31 days! ππ
It's like a high-stakes race against time that always ends in a festive flurry of chaos and jingle bells. ππ°οΈ Don't worry, January is just around the corner to help us start procrastinating all over again! ππ #EndOfTheYearBlues
I havenβt bought 1 Christmas gift but I got 3 packages on tβ¦
There should be an Amazon driver at the Mall during the holβ¦
Humans can accomplish so much, unless itβs parking at a shoβ¦
Commentary:
"Ah, the holiday shopping center parking lot – where even the mightiest humans are reduced to circling like confused satellites ππ. It's a true test of patience and perseverance! Remember, Rome wasn't built in a day… but finding a parking spot might just take as long! π
#holidaywoes"