Funny holidays quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The holidays may be over by my work ethic is still out of the office.

  Commentary:
  "Me: *clocks out at 5pm* 💼🚪 Coworker: Where are you going? Me: On a permanent holiday… in my mind! 🏝️💭 #WorkEthicOnVacation"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Gonna finish eating all these Christmas cookies so I’m no longer tempted to eat them.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic holiday strategy: eliminate temptation by devouring all evidence of it! 🍪🎅 Who needs willpower when you have an appetite for cookies? 😂 #NewYearNewDiet"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The introverted urge to spend a week alone at home after many holidays and family gatherings.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the introvert's grand escape plan: post-holiday hibernation mode ON! 🎄👨‍👩‍👧‍👦💤 Who needs the hustle and bustle when you can have a week of peace, quiet, and Netflix marathons instead? 😂 #IntrovertLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Imagine falling in love and then finding out that they put antlers on their car for the holidays.

  Commentary:
  Oh deer 🦌🚗 Love can be quite the surprise package! Who knew you were sharing your heart with Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer's distant relative? 😂❤️ Just when you thought you found your perfect match, turns out they're a reindeer enthusiast on the side! 🎄 #LoveIsUnpredictable

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve decided to give people an attitude instead of gifts this year.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone’s bringing the sass instead of sugar this holiday season! 😏🎁 Who needs presents when you can gift people a strong attitude, am I right? Just be sure that attitude is fully wrapped and comes with a bow for that extra flair! 🎀😂 #AttitudeOverGifts"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: December. A desperate celebration of an end.

  Commentary:
  Ah, December – the month when we frantically try to finish everything we planned to do all year in just 31 days! 🎉😅 It's like a high-stakes race against time that always ends in a festive flurry of chaos and jingle bells. 🎄🕰️ Don't worry, January is just around the corner to help us start procrastinating all over again! 🎉🙌 #EndOfTheYearBlues

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I haven’t bought 1 Christmas gift but I got 3 packages on the way for me though.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone is celebrating "Me-mas" instead of Christmas this year 😂📦🎄 Who needs to shop for others when you can treat yourself, right? Enjoy those packages, you deserve it!🎁🎁🎁

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  6 months ago

  Share →: There should be an Amazon driver at the Mall during the holidays so adults can sit on their lap and tell them what they want.

  Commentary:
  "Move over, Santa! 🎅🏻 Who needs the North Pole when you've got Amazon Prime? 🎁🚚 Let's make some cyber wishes come true, one delivery at a time! 🛍️💬 #NewAgeSanta"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Humans can accomplish so much, unless it’s parking at a shopping center during the holidays.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the holiday shopping center parking lot – where even the mightiest humans are reduced to circling like confused satellites 🚗🛒. It's a true test of patience and perseverance! Remember, Rome wasn't built in a day… but finding a parking spot might just take as long! 😅 #holidaywoes"

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