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Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

I like people who can admit their mistakes and apologize. In other words, I like very few people.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

Why would I want a memory pillow? Sleep is where I go to forget.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

Ho, ho, holy shit is Christmas stressful.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

Not trying to brag but this cop says my rear end is smoking.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

I believe libraries are our proof that we once valued curiosity.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

I think Australians should have to go three rounds in the ring with a kangaroo before they eat him.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

If I ever say “with all due respect”, please understand that there is none.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

The best part about filling out doctor appointment forms online is when you get there and they say “hello, please fill out these forms!”

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

Job applications are so stupid. “What’s your desired salary?” Ten billion dollars. Next question.

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Trending via X:

Patience: something you have when there are too many witnesses around.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Sorry, boss, I can’t come into work today. I’m trying to capture the childlike joy of December.

Breaking via X:

One day you’re young and fun, and the next thing you know, you’re staring out of a window for no reason.

Going viral on Messenger:

I always do my best sleeping in the 10 minutes before my alarm goes off.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Nobody says “boom shakalaka” like they used to.

Live now on TikTok:

I want to be cremated so that I will get a smoking-hot body again.

Trending via WeChat:

Dating is so overrated. Let’s just get married.

Trending via Pinterest:

“You never text back.” No, I be reading texts from the notification bar, then forget to text back.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Everybody looks like a criminal on the self-checkout camera.

Funny hopes quotes

Funny hopes quotes bring a smile to your face when life feels a little too serious 😄✨ They remind us that dreaming big can come with a side of laughter 🤪 Whether you’re aiming high or just hoping for the best, these witty words keep the vibes light and the optimism strong 🌈💫 Ready to giggle your way through hope? Let’s dive into some clever and cheeky takes on looking forward! 🎉👀

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52 shares on YouTube this month:

“Grey” is a better spelling than “gray” because “e” is a greyer letter than “a.” I will not elaborate.

61 shares on Telegram this month:

Our parents were right all along, the music is too loud.

30 shares on Threads this month:

While the optimist and pessimist argued about the glass of water, the opportunist drank it.

78 shares on TikTok this month:

Figure skating is so niche that sometimes I walk in the rink, and there’s an Olympic medalist there.

78 shares on TikTok this month:

No matter how old you are, when the kitchen roll is empty, you have a telescope.

15 shares on Slack this month:

When this multivitamin kicks in I’m going to do so much success.

58 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Every time I have to repeat myself, a new curse word gets added into the sentence.

96 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Interviewer: Give an example of a difficult scenario and how you handled it. Me: I poured a bowl of cereal but had no milk, so I used ice cream.

12 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Tried to sleep by reading a boring book and now it’s suddenly the most interesting book.

14 shares on Threads this month:

If you can’t handle me at my worst, then honestly, you’re missing out because that’s when my jokes and bits get really, really good.

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I’ve asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.

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The difference between a songbird and a hummingbird is that one of them knows the lyrics.

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What’s wrong, babe? You’ve hardly touched my mixed signals.

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So many mistakes to make, so little time.

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Naps hit different when you’re using them to avoid being alive.

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I love saying “sounds good” at work, and no shit be sounding good.

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It’s easy to keep me happy: feed me sunshine in summer — and keep me warm in winter.

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I always work very hard and intensively to ensure that my wife can proudly say: “That idiot over there? Yes, that’s mine!”

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Welcome to Netflix. We have everything but what you want to watch.

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What is rizz if not swag persevering?!

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

Just got emotional imagining a worm emerging from its cocoon as a dragonfly and then got even more emotional remembering that’s not what they do.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

I am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

There are only two kinds of people, and I avoid them both.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

Authentic isn’t automatically good. You could be an authentic douchebag.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

“I’m currently not accepting new items on my to-do list.”

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

Mashed potatoes are just German guacamole.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

I have a bit of an inferiority complex. But it’s not a very good one.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

Can someone please help me, I’m still at the Fyre Festival.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

You’re all badass until that dust bunny in the corner is a real spider.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

Unpopular opinion: a honeymoon is more needed 5 to 10 years down the road, versus right after getting married.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via TikTok:

I think when girls start liking pink again, it means they’re healing.

Live now on WhatsApp:

So blunt, you can smoke my truth.

Breaking via Facebook:

I never finish what I start. I have a black belt in partial arts.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Waking up has backfired on me so many times.

Trending via Slack:

One time, when I was a kid, I fell off my bike and hit my head so hard, I was briefly able to communicate with bees.

Going viral on Instagram:

Spotify Wrapped? Next year, maybe you should try to be in the top .05% of listeners to your girlfriend.

Spotted on Threads:

Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

God: “You can’t just say ‘Goddammit!’ and expect Me to damn it. There’s a procedure. File the paperwork.”

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Ever since I was a little kid, I knew I would be fraught with melancholy and nostalgia.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I hope this 17th text in a row with no response finds you well.

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