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Funny hopes quotes

In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end.

4 weeks ago

Elections is like waiting for the results of a biopsy, except half your family hopes it’s cancer.

3 months ago

You have hopes and dreams. I have nopes and screams.

3 months ago

What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?

3 months ago