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I guess they didn't have "train-ing" for that back then! 🚂😱😂
95 Funny human quotes
I predict the next world war will be artificial intelligence versus genuine stupidity.
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🤖🧠 vs. 😇😜: Place your bets, folks! My money's on stupidity for its ability to never learn its lesson!
The first person to ever throw up was probably like, “Ok, what the hell.”
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When your stomach invents interpretative dance without your permission 😂🤢💃
My dog understands several human words. I don’t understand any dog barks. He may be smarter than me.
Commentary:
"Who's the real pet here? 🐶🤔 Clearly, I'm just here for belly rubs and kibble payments! 😂🐾"
It’s time for basic human empathy to make a comeback.
Commentary:
"Yes, let's bring empathy back like it's a retro fashion trend! 🕺🧡👖 #EmpathyIsTheNewBlack"
“AI is coming for your job.” Yeah, I’d like to see AI drink 11 coffees, then have a panic attack.
Commentary:
"😂 AI can take my job, but can it handle my caffeine-induced anxiety? I doubt it! ☕🤖💥"
The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”
Commentary:
"Isn't it adorable how one hand just decided it's the sidekick instead of the superhero? 😂✋🦸♂️"
I don’t want to adult anymore. Don’t even want to be human. I want to be a goat. Jump around randomly, eat what I want, and head-butt anyone who annoys me.
Commentary:
"Sign me up for Goat Life! 🐐 Ready to leap into the weekend hooves-first, munching snacks and settling disputes the head-butting way! 😂🙌"
The ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. I don’t know who she is, but she is a monster. She is not fit for human interaction.
Commentary:
"Board games really bring out my alter ego: 'Competitive Cathy' 😈🎲 Who knew a simple game of Monopoly could cause inner monster mayhem?" 🤣🏰
Humans are just chaos wrapped in meat, going bananas on caffeine.
Commentary:
"Basically, we're all just jittery meat tornadoes powered by beans! ☕🍌😂"