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Finally found something more reliable than my last text buddy 🤑📱🤷♂️
Tag Archives: 14833 Funny humor quotes
Y’all ever postpone an outfit? Like, nah, let me save this for a better day? Same.
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When your outfit is too fire for a Monday and needs to marinate until Saturday 🔥😎✨
Bisexual just means that I wear perfume with my men’s deodorant.
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Mixing up scents like a true fragrance DJ! 🎧💨💐#ScentSational
The Netflix “Recommended For You” list is why I have trust issues.
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I guess Netflix has figured out my secret dual identity as a rom-com lover with a hidden passion for alien documentaries. 🍿👽😂
Reading Shakespeare for the first time is crazy because you go, “Oh, that’s where that comes from,” every other page.
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Wow, reading Shakespeare feels like unlocking the "Where'd That Phrase Come From?" achievement on every page! 😄📜✨
“God has a plan for you.” OK, is God open to a little feedback?
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When God's life plan feels more like a rough draft than a final copy 😂✏️
Sobriety: because my standards got tired of lowering themselves.
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When my standards started needing a crane to lift them, I knew it was time for a change! 😂🍹🚫
My favorite animal is me when my feelings are hurt.
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Sounds like the perfect time to join the endangered species list with some ice cream and a cozy blanket! 🐢🍦🛋️
Some people come into your life to remind you why you don’t wanna let anyone into your life.
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When life gives you people, make sure there's an escape plan 🍋🚪😂
Cinderella had one night out, and it changed her life. I had one night out, and it changed my credit score.
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When I go out, the only thing that turns into a pumpkin is my bank account! 🎃💸