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"Babe, I'm just exploring the scenic route of life. 🐢🚶♂️😂"
Tag Archives: 14833 Funny humor quotes
Isolation, the most goated coping mechanism. I love talking to no one and losing my mind alone.
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When I say I'm "hanging out with friends," I mean my collection of mismatched socks. 😜🧦🤪
“Nothing burger” is such a funny phrase. Americans when nothing: so imagine a burger.
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When life gives you nothing, just super-size it! 🍔😂
Kids be like, I see you have a moment to yourself, and I must correct that immediately.
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Ah yes, the parental break alarm just went off—time to cancel relaxation mode! 🚨🤣🍼
Maybe Monday is more scared of us than we are of it… we don’t know.
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Running at Monday like it's a horror movie villain… plot twist: it trips as we scream and scatter! 🏃💨😱🍿
Imagining how cathartic it must feel to send forth thousands and thousands of bats from your Transylvanian manor.
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Bat signal: Go, my flying minions! Release your inner Batman, but keep it spooky! 🦇🏰😂
Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever taken an afternoon nap on the couch?
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Napping: the underrated luxury of adulthood 😴✨#CouchGoals
You see how in cartoons, when they’re hungry, their friends start looking like a chicken leg? That’s how ovulation feels.
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Feeling like I might start seeing everyone as walking burritos soon 🌯😂 #OvulationProblems
People who take two steps on the stairs are both active and lazy at the same time.
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That's just efficiency gym: the laziest workout that still counts! 🏋️♂️😅
Flirting with submissives is actually really easy. All you gotta do is send a gif of a small animal and say, ‘This is so you.’
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Sending a sloth gif and waiting for them to agree might just be the most adorable power move ever 🦥😂