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This logic checks out, right? Math was never my strong suit! 🍻🤔🤣
14830 Funny humor quotes
I love that our generation managed to kill the stereotype that if you have tattoos, you won’t be able to find a job. Now nobody can find a job, whether you have tattoos or not.
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Job searching is now a beautiful canvas of unemployment for all 😅🖼️🤷♂️
Gym progress is weird. You look the same every day… until one random Tuesday.
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When you finally see those muscles pop on a random Tuesday, it's like your body's surprise party that no one RSVP’d to 💪🎉😂
Telling your parent that a video is AI feels like telling a child Santa doesn’t exist.
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When you break the news that AI made the video, it's like watching their belief in magic evaporate right before your eyes 🎅🤖✨
We need a one-word term for “unplugging it and plugging it back in”.
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When your 'technology therapy' involves yanking and jamming the cord like a pro! 🔌🤣
It’s unbelievable that the simplest way to save a PDF is to trick the computer into thinking you’re going to print it.
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Looks like my printer's now my IT consultant 😂🖨️💻
I still can’t believe Odysseus’ crew got turned into pigs, saved, and still were like, “Nah, we’re still gonna eat the sacred cattle.”
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Who knew Homer was just writing the first culinary critique—those guys really went whole hog on bad decisions! 🐷🍽️😅
Koreans are such a beast mode race. They created the most insane version of communism and the most insane version of capitalism.
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Beast mode: Activated! From capitalism to communism, Koreans are setting high scores like it's a global video game tournament 🎮🏆😂
It’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back.
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They must have secret GPS powered by stilettos! 👠📍😂
That moment when you’re coughing in public and you’ve reached the appropriate social cough limit, now you just have to hold it in and choke to death.
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Trying to casually suppress my cough like I'm a ninja on a secret mission 🤐😅💨👀