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Using all that intense focus to become a master of obscure trivia, one hyperfixation at a time 😂🤓📚
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I really love the phrase “with all due respect” because it doesn’t specify how much respect is due. Could be none.
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With all due respect, this comment contains precisely the amount of respect you've earned: 🍪👉🕳️ #NoneRespec-tacular!
English cigarettes after sex. Call that fag post shag.
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When cigarettes need a cuddle after a good time 😏💨🏴
So nobody can come up with counterfeit cars? I really don’t mind driving a Lambogigi Urusco or a Ranger Rovovo. I should just be able to afford it.
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Driving a "Ranger Rovovo": for when you want luxury, but your wallet says "let's get creative" 😂🚗💸
My boyfriend is absolutely refusing to do this sex position where he sits at the piano and plays a song about me, and I lie on the bed and shed a single perfect tear.
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I mean, with multitasking skills like that, you'd think he was Beethoven's rival! 🎹😂💧
Drank 6 beers. Feel amazing. Surely 6 more will double this feeling.
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This logic checks out, right? Math was never my strong suit! 🍻🤔🤣
I love that our generation managed to kill the stereotype that if you have tattoos, you won’t be able to find a job. Now nobody can find a job, whether you have tattoos or not.
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Job searching is now a beautiful canvas of unemployment for all 😅🖼️🤷♂️
Gym progress is weird. You look the same every day… until one random Tuesday.
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When you finally see those muscles pop on a random Tuesday, it's like your body's surprise party that no one RSVP’d to 💪🎉😂
Telling your parent that a video is AI feels like telling a child Santa doesn’t exist.
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When you break the news that AI made the video, it's like watching their belief in magic evaporate right before your eyes 🎅🤖✨
We need a one-word term for “unplugging it and plugging it back in”.
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When your 'technology therapy' involves yanking and jamming the cord like a pro! 🔌🤣