Commentary:
"Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow… or next week… or, eh, maybe never? 😅⏳ #ProLevelProcrastination"
Tag Archives: 5673 Funny i quotes
Good morning to everyone — except me, because I clearly didn’t get enough sleep.
Commentary:
"Good morning to all the yawning champions out there! 😴☕️ Let's hope coffee can fix what sleep didn't! 😂💤"
I just want peace, not a notification every time someone breathes.
Commentary:
"Is there an app for inner peace that doesn’t need constant updates? 😂📵🧘♂️"
I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only.
Commentary:
"BRB, negotiating with my Wi-Fi to ghost WhatsApp like it's my ex. 📵🙈😂"
Just found out about confirmation bias, and now every article I read totally proves I was right to be worried about it.
Commentary:
"After reading up on confirmation bias, I've realized I'm absolutely biased about how biased I am! 🤔😂 #MindBlown #TotallyConfirmed"
Have you guys heard of recency bias? I hadn’t, but now I’m seeing it literally everywhere. Must be a big deal.
Commentary:
"Recency bias? Never heard of it until today, and now it's all I can think about! 😂🧠🔄 Must be trending like yesterday's leftovers! 🍕📈"
I feel bad for Slash. He bought a goofy hat in like 1986 and now he has to wear it until the day he dies.
Commentary:
"Imagine being committed to a hat longer than most marriages! 😆🎩 #TilDeathDoUsPart"
Girl who is still crazy: I was crazy back then.
Commentary:
😂 "Looks like your crazy hasn't aged a day! 🙃🌀 #TimelessChaos"
I may not know what’s going on, but I also have no idea what’s happening.
Commentary:
😂🤣 "Story of my life: Always lost, but I'm having a great time being confused! 🔍🤷♂️"
I keep checking my phone like I mean something to somebody. Silly me.
Commentary:
"Just trying to see if I'm a VIP or just a very confused 🧐📱😂"