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When you spot someone you know and suddenly become an undercover agent on a top-secret mission 🕵️♂️🤫😂
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Crossing things off my to-do list… I didn’t do them, I just don’t want them on my list anymore.
Commentary:
Procrastination level: expert! 😂✏️🗑️
I typed my name into Google’s search bar and it immediately auto-filled to “Doesn’t even listen to instructions” before crashing under the weight of disappointed search results.
Commentary:
Looks like even Google knows I'm dedicated to freestyle life choices 🤷♂️💻🤣
Passive income? Brothers, I need massive income.
Commentary:
Massive income: the real dream we didn't know we had 😂💸 #IfOnlyMoneyGrewOnTrees
Much like a candle, I was tall when I was young, but I get shorter as I grow old.
Commentary:
Getting shorter with age: nature's way of helping you fit into tighter spaces! 🕯️😂🎈
I love having plans to cancel.
Commentary:
Canceling plans is my cardio 😂📅🚫
I think social media is marvellous. You type your thoughts into it, and then insane people let you know if they like them or not.
Commentary:
Who knew my inner thoughts had such an enthusiastic fan club! 🤯😂✨
He likes when I shakalaka, so, woop, there it is.
Commentary:
"Just shakalaka-ing my way through life! 🎤💃✨ Woop, there it is!"
Where does everyone go to get kisses? I haven’t figured this out yet.
Commentary:
Maybe start hanging out near the chocolate section; I'm pretty sure that's where all the "Hershey's Kisses" are hiding! 😄🍫💋
The older I get, the more I love my morning coffee and no one speaking to me.
Commentary:
Finally reached the level where caffeine's the only conversation starter I need ☕🤫🤣