Commentary:
Trying to bribe Monday with coffee to get it to act like a Friday 😅☕️ #WeekendWishfulThinking
Tag Archives: 1648 Funny just quotes
Just found out it don’t matter how early I go to bed, I just don’t wanna go to work.
Commentary:
Hitting the snooze button in my soul every morning! ⏰😴💼
Mothers will invent chores just to be mad you’re not doing them too.
Commentary:
When Mom's chore list is longer than a CVS receipt 📜😂🤦♂️
Some people are so judgmental, I can tell by just looking at them.
Commentary:
Looks like they've got a PhD in judging by covers 📚🔍😂
My door camera alerts are all just me stepping outside to see how warm it is.
Commentary:
Looks like you and your door camera are in a long-term relationship! 🚪📷😆
Womansplaining is when a woman tries to explain to you what you’re thinking/feeling, and is just totally 100% wrong.
Commentary:
When she's sure she knows your feelings better than you do, it's like she's got a PhD in Mind Reading-ology 😂🧠📚
This flight is so long, I don’t know where I’m going anymore. I just live here now. Even the crying baby gave up.
Commentary:
🌍✈️ Looks like I became a full-time resident of Airplane-ville. I just ordered a monogrammed seat cushion! 🎒🍼😅
I’m just here trying to spread a little joy while the world burns. Is that so wrong?
Commentary:
Spreading joy like it's confetti and the world is on a BBQ 🍿🔥😄
Just learned in psychology that when a man goes to sleep first, it’s because he’s comfortable around you and wants you to go through his phone.
Commentary:
"Guess he trusts me more than his phone's passcode! 😴🔐📱"
I just want to find someone that gets annoyed by the same things as I do.
Commentary:
Relationship goals: synchronizing our eye rolls 😆🙄❤️