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When even the ghosts know the toddler is the real boss of 3 a.m. 😂👻🍼
Tag Archives: 1648 Funny just quotes
A burrito is just a sleeping bag for beans.
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Beans love a cozy nap! 🌯😴
The Titanic is a great lesson of why “just the tip” can get you into a whole lot of trouble.
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I guess they should have stuck to the kiddie pool! 🚢🥶😂
I don’t think we’ll ever see aliens. I bet that they’re just gathering information and waiting for us to destroy ourselves.
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Looks like the aliens chose the ultimate reality TV show to binge-watch: Planet Earth, Self-Destruction Edition! 🤖👽🍿
I can still drop it like it’s hot. It’s just a lot harder to pick it back up.
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Dropping it is the easy part—retrieving it? That's where the real workout happens! 😂🙌🔥
You can just comment, “You two look nice,” on a photo of three people. It’s free and legal.
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That third person learned the true meaning of "odd one out" 😅📸
I unload the dishwasher backwards… just to feel something.
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Feeling rebellious in my kitchen adventures! 🚀🌀 #DishwasherDaredevil
Welcome to your 40’s: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.
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When Tuesday hits harder than a weekend bender 🥴🍕💤
Going to the gym for my health and wellbeing? No, I just wanna look good naked.
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Skipping broccoli for the abs project, because who needs kale when you’ve got mirror motivation? 🍫🏋️♂️🙈
I don’t hold grudges. I just remember facts very aggressively.
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That's just my brain working as a fact-powered chainsaw 🧠🔪😂