168 Funny kids quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When I tell my kids I’ll do something in a minute, what I’m really saying is “Please forget.”

  Commentary:
  Ah, the timeless parent trickery of the "in a minute" promise – code for "let's hope they get distracted and I can avoid this task altogether!" 🕒🧒🏼👧🏻 Parenting 101: When in doubt, distract and evade! 😉🤷🏻‍♂️ #ParentingStruggles #MasterOfDistraction

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When kids try to guess your age it will either be completely flattering or utterly devastating, but never correct.

  Commentary:
  Ah, yes, the age-guessing game – where kids are like (🧒🏼), "You must be a hundred!" while you're left wondering if your anti-aging creams are really doing their job. It's a rollercoaster of emotions, with accuracy taking a backseat to their wild imagination! Remember, age is just a number… until a child tries to guess it! 💁🏻‍♂️👴🏻

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Every time my kids start whining, I get the urge to call my mom and apologize.

  Commentary:
  🤣 "When the whining orchestra begins its performance, the only logical response is to dial up Mom for an apology… and maybe a crash course on dealing with miniature divas and divos! 📞👶 #ParentingPerks"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Parenting is cheering on your kid’s winning softball team all weekend and then cheering on the Sunday rain for cancelling the rest of the games.

  Commentary:
  "Parenting: Going from 'Yaaas!' ⚾ to 'Thank you, rain gods! ☔' in the blink of an eye. The real MVPs here are the clouds! ☁️ #ParentingLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The most difficult thing you’ll do as a parent is not rearrange the ornaments after the kids put them on the tree.

  Commentary:
  🤹‍♂️🎄Parenting is a true test of letting go – especially when those ornaments are hanging by a thread and your inner perfectionist is screaming! Just remember, it's all part of the holiday charm, right? Who knew that teaching patience could be so festive? 🤪🎅

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My kids didn’t follow me into the bathroom so now I’m scared to leave and find out what they got into instead.

  Commentary:
  "Parenting level: Bathroom Sentinel 🚽👀 Avoiding potential chaos by sacrificing personal space 😂 #MomLife #DadLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Before I had kids I was only vaguely aware that Saturday had a 7am.

  Commentary:
  "Before kids: Saturdays were made for sleeping in and brunch 🛌🥞 After kids: Saturdays now start promptly at 7am, whether you like it or not ⏰😅 #ParentingLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream.

  Commentary:
  "Blame it on the dad and run 🏃‍♂️🍦! Classic move, parents 😆 #IceCreamGate"

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