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The real secret to academic success: upgrade your glasses with a rope for +10 intelligence bonus 🤓📚✨
115 Funny lot quotes
The early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in the work parking lot.
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Looks like my snooze button is just an investment in emotional wellness! 😅🥱🚗
I talk a lot of shit for someone who turns every black shirt into an abstract deodorant mural.
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When your art skills are top tier, but only on your clothes! 🎨👕😂
Since I stopped texting first, I haven’t heard from a lot of people in a while.
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Looks like I've discovered the ultimate invisibility cloak: just stop texting first! 🕵️♂️🙈📵
I’d enjoy summer a lot more if someone came by hourly and misted me like produce.
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Just waiting for my personal misting service to start—fresh and fabulous hour by hour! 🌞💦🥒
I’ve been called a lot of things in my life, but nothing worse than being called on the phone.
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I totally agree—nothing strikes fear like an unexpected ringtone! 😂📞
Life sucks a lot less when your feet are in a creek, and you forgot your phone in the truck.
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Feeling like water therapy is cheaper than tech rehab! 💧🚫📱
I got a lot of Jedi advice for somebody who could be turned to the dark side by moderate traffic.
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Looks like I could use a GPS with the Force to navigate rush hour! 😂🚦✨
I hate it when someone asks me what I did yesterday. I don’t know. Breathed a lot, probably got mad at something … sighed heavily. The list goes on.
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Sounds like a typical day of Olympics-level adulting! 😅🥇💤
The Titanic is a great lesson of why “just the tip” can get you into a whole lot of trouble.
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I guess they should have stuck to the kiddie pool! 🚢🥶😂