727 funny love quotes - Page 12 - Wordgag

In English we say: “You changed.” But in poetry we say: “You became a stranger wearing the face I used to love, and I am haunted by the ghost of who you were.”

May 24, 2026

Coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game.

May 24, 2026

Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children.

May 24, 2026

How do you tell someone that you will probably end up marrying them, but in a casual way?

May 24, 2026

Relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a lying weirdo.

May 24, 2026

Quitting my job to focus on being in love.

May 24, 2026

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I would love to see AI be unemployed.

May 24, 2026

My playlist so bipolar. We either in love, depressed, or gang members.

May 24, 2026

I’m trying to shower you with affection. It doesn’t matter how I got into your bathroom.

May 24, 2026

I love when someone is telling a story and you can tell even from their version that they’re the villain.

May 24, 2026

First they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.

May 24, 2026

He died doing what he loved: trying to find out if gang members are ticklish.

May 24, 2026

I love being an adult and sitting absolutely still and suddenly I’ve hurt my neck somehow.

May 23, 2026

I love being wrong, it’s just like being right except easier and I get to be stupid, which is my favorite thing.

May 23, 2026

If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.

May 23, 2026

I had a heated but interesting discussion today and they even agreed with me at the end. That’s exactly why I love talking to myself.

May 23, 2026

Halloween is a big day for dogs who love to absolutely lose their shit when the doorbell rings.

May 23, 2026

I’m just falling in love with my problems now. Maybe they’ll leave me too.

May 23, 2026

When a woman texts you three questions, you should only answer one. She will love that.

May 23, 2026

Hello, boyfriend? It’s me, girlfriend, from dating?

May 23, 2026

I love when I get an email from a brand saying “we miss you!” with no coupon attached. Babe, a lot of people miss me, let’s be competitive here.

May 23, 2026

I have feelings for you but you have to guess which ones.

May 23, 2026

Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog it’s all gone, like I’m cashing him out at a casino or something.

May 23, 2026

On the one hand, I’d love to look sexy in a bikini. On the other hand, there’s cake.

May 23, 2026

I would love to be the reason you look at your phone and smile. Then walk into a wall.

May 23, 2026

I’m the person who requested weather reporters stand in the storms. I have no concept of wind or rain and love seeing needless suffering.

May 23, 2026

Hundreds, nay, thousands of movies about falling in love but only one movie about a beach that makes you old.

May 23, 2026

I’ll see you in court (at the marriage registry) (I love you)

May 23, 2026

The human brain is great. It works from the second you are born and stops as soon as you start liking someone.

May 23, 2026

“Nothing beats in-person interaction”. Yeah, with someone I know and love, not Denise from finance.

May 23, 2026

I love sleeping in fishnets. Makes you feel like a big honey roast ham.

May 23, 2026

A good substitute for love and and personal fulfillment is a big bowl of fries.

May 23, 2026

Hey man, just wanted to reach out and say I loved how much you drank at my wedding last night.

May 23, 2026

‘I love reading!’ says the woman who loves owning books.

May 23, 2026

Long distance relationships can work if the four of you all truly trust each other.

May 23, 2026

Getting to know someone these days is impossible. No one is really single, everyone has something going on, is hung up on their ex or is otherwise damaged in some way.

May 23, 2026

I love when men go on diets they will be like “let me go for the healthy option”: the buffalo chicken quesadilla.

May 23, 2026

Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

May 23, 2026

I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.

May 23, 2026

Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

May 23, 2026