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Oh, the universal truth of manhood: "Shake it off and walk it off" is basically a lifestyle! 😂💪 #MenDontBruise #InvisibleInjuries
750 Funny love quotes
Shoutout to video games, man. I love having a reason to live.
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Gaming: where my life's main quest is to find more snacks and save the digital world one level at a time! 🎮😂🍕
If by ‘leg day’ you mean a day that we put your legs on my shoulders, then yes, I love leg day.
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Leg day just became my favorite day of the week! 💪👀😂
Date idea: you tell me every thought you’ve ever had about me.
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Sounds like the perfect chance to win the "Most Overwhelmed Dating Experience" award 🏆😅🧠
You don’t even have to date, by the way. You can just take a break from love and then randomly meet the actual love of your life somewhere you weren’t even supposed to be.
Having a crush on a girl makes you think things like, yes, let me make more money.
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Having a crush be like, suddenly turning into a financial advisor just to impress! 💸😂
I don’t want your hoodie, I want your still-beating heart presented to me in a box.
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I'll take the hoodie for now, but keep that heart on layaway 😉💀❤️
Male barista called me “my love” yesterday and didn’t say it today… getting mixed signals and feeling really upset.
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Having trouble with my coffee relationship status… yesterday we were "my love," today we're just "regulars" ☕💔😆
Having a crush on someone as an adult feels like a humiliation ritual.
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Falling for someone as an adult really is just nature's way of reminding us we never outgrew the awkward teenage phase 🤦♀️❤️
I love how my brain is like, “We’re not going to think about that,” and then thinks about only that.
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Brains: the ultimate drama queens of multitasking! 🤯🧠🙅♂️