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Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

A haunted house, but it’s just all apps and websites where you got logged out but can’t remember your password.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

The first person to realize you can eat bone marrow must have really hated that cow.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

Venn diagrams. You either love ‘em or you hate ‘em. Or you’re somewhere in the middle.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

They should invent friends whose schedules line up with yours.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

Parent hack: Shut your child’s bedroom door to make your house cleaner.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

I’m afraid that AI will quickly realize that the biggest problem on Earth is humans – and then solve the problem.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

90% of parenting is wondering when you can lie down again.

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Shared recently on WeChat:

Rom-com idea: Gozilla +1. Godzilla gets invited to a wedding but struggles to convince anyone to go with him.

Making waves on Reddit:

Getting real tired of my own bullshit.

Just landed via Twitch:

Always remember, if you ever need me, I’m just several phone calls and unread texts away.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly. Because communication is key.

Making waves on Twitch:

“I’m disgusted by how many of you still use Spotify. I use a fair trade, ethically conscientious mom-and-pop platform called Apple Music.”

Live now on Threads:

The night before a day off is more satisfying than the actual day off.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Somehow I picked the worst possible decade to try to have a career.

Just shared via YouTube:

She was rare, like a shopping cart at the grocery without a wobbly wheel.

Going viral on YouTube:

There’s no need to put a little umbrella in my drink. It’s already wet.

Trending via YouTube:

“Be the bigger person” sounds too much like “accept the disrespect”.

Funny lying down quotes

Funny lying down quotes are the perfect way to celebrate those cozy moments when doing absolutely nothing feels like an art form 😴✨ Whether you’re binge-watching, daydreaming, or just embracing the lazy vibes, these witty lines will have you laughing while you lounge 🛋️😂 Ready to kick back and enjoy some playful truths about the joy of lying down? Let’s dive in and get comfy! 💤💬

New funny lying down quotes 👇

It’s the perfect time of year to focus on my indoor hobbies, like lying down in a dark room and feeling insane.

4 weeks ago

dark, dark room, feeling, feeling insane, focus, health, hobby, humor, indoor, indoor hobby, insane, lying, lying down, mental, mental health, perfect, perfect time, relaxation, room, self-care, time, year
We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.

1 month ago

drink, good, humor, irony, lying, lying down, man, moon, problem, put, relaxation, space, wine
I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.

1 month ago

adult, adulting, bring, carefree, dog, floor, humor, i, just, lying, lying down, me, pet, procrastination, relaxation, snacks, sun, today, want
Bedrotting is so nice. Just lying in bed, using your phone comfortably.

1 month ago

bed, bedrotting, comfort, just, leisure, lying, lying down, nice, phone, relaxation, using

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43 shares on TikTok this month:

90% of parenting is wondering when you can lie down again.

50 shares on Twitch this month:

Dear music, thanks!

39 shares on WeChat this month:

It’s not ‘drinking alone’ if you’re at work.

85 shares on Twitch this month:

There’s a fat man inside me dying to get out.

36 shares on Reddit this month:

I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night.

43 shares on Twitch this month:

Whenever someone says “Per ChatGPT” or “ChatGPT says,” I look at them like they just consulted a magic 8 ball because, please, stop playing with me.

34 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps.

39 shares on WeChat this month:

I love being home and doing absolutely nothing and never contributing to society.

97 shares on Twitch this month:

Are you my appendix? Cause you seem kind of useless to me.

59 shares on Instagram this month:

I already know how it will end. One of my children will unplug my life support to charge their phone.

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Hot Jokes 💥

9 folks are currently checking 👀

So a baby crawls across the floor to it’s bottle and it’s cute but when I do it Im in need of an intervention?

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Your woman will take 2 hours to get ready, but if you don’t have your shoes on when she is ready, you’re the problem.

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Managed to empty the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something there takes on a life of its own.

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The word “misread” can be misread as “misread.”

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Don’t let anyone ruin your day. Be a man. Ruin it yourself.

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Some days you feel like you’re surrounded by idiots, other days you realize it’s not just some days.

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I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3 a.m., coming back from the club.

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That made me feel good. I think I’ll become addicted.

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An article of clothing left on the floor long enough becomes clean again because the germs eventually get bored and leave.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

“You’re just mad my gut microbiome is way more diverse and complex than yours.”

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

Can we get some A.I. to pick plastic out of the ocean, or do all the robots need to be poets?

Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

I always leave my friends voicemails in case they suddenly decide to be a musician and need an interlude.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

Hotel towels are always the worst. So thick and fluffy that I can’t even close my suitcase.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

Mood to play music louder than my thoughts.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

With certain people, you get nauseous just hearing their name.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

Have you ever pretended not to look at the biscuits or sweets being handed around the room, and acted surprised when you got offered one?

Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

My favorite part of leaving the house is looking forward to going home.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

Using Indeed feels like being an ugly guy on a dating app.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

I’m at the age where any time my mom asks if I remember so-and-so from high school, the news is never good.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on YouTube:

This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone. But it will pass.

Just shared via Discord:

Taking a walk: The most effective debugging tool.

Going viral on X:

We should bring gargoyles back, more buildings need freaky little guys on them.

Freshly posted on X:

Sorry I zoned out during your story… my brain was offering me multiple side quests and overthinking opportunities.

Live now on Pinterest:

The Velvet Underground probably wouldn’t have been so influential if I was at their shows with a giant magnet and pulled their guitars out of their hands.

Seen just now on TikTok:

You never realize how many curse words are in a song till you play it for your family.

Just shared via Telegram:

Abandoned amusement parks are so creepy. It’s no wonder they were abandoned.

Shared recently on TikTok:

They should invent a grocery store that’s just for me and no one else.

Spotted on Twitch:

It actually is crazy how many people I know would benefit from being visited by three ghosts.

Spotted on Messenger:

Even worse than the buzzing of the mosquitoes is the moment when it suddenly stops.

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