Funny lying down quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.

  Commentary:
  "Well, if we can't figure out a way to sip wine while reclining, at least we can still reach for the stars… just not with a glass in hand 🍷🌙 #FirstWorldProblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs adulting when you can just be a carefree pup soaking up the sun and receiving snacks on demand? 🐶☀️ Don't worry, I'll bring the snacks as long as you promise belly rubs in return! #DogLifeGoals"

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