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Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

I wanna become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

In 2007, if you wore a long-sleeve T-shirt under a regular T-shirt, it meant that you liked music.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

Parenting is yelling ‘you just had a snack!’ over and over until you give in and throw them another snack.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

So blunt, you can smoke my truth.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

“Just be yourself”—that has gotten me mixed results in the past.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

Anyone know which wine pairs well with societal collapse?

Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

Have to wear real clothes on Monday. Pray for me.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

Be the reason someone burns sage.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

Jesus, I need money to organize your birthday.

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It’s scary when an attractive person is attracted to you, omg.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Software engineers are the dumbest smart people I’ve ever met.

Spotted on X:

I would do absolutely anything for my friends, except answer their text messages.

Just shared via Twitch:

I feel like an adult spelling bee would humble a lot of us.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I don’t wanna brag, but my posts are unpopular on all continents.

Going viral on WeChat:

The role I play at family gatherings is that of the cousin that doesn’t show up anymore.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Autumn at last. Sitting on the sofa all day with a blanket and tea and watching movies. Just like in summer, but with a blanket and tea.

Spotted on X:

I miss when bills were none of my business.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Sleeping in in winter is really great, you still have about an hour of daylight left before it gets dark again.

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I wish I could put an AirTag on my sanity.

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My reality check bounced, guess I’ll have to stay insane for the time being.

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Social media is proof that even mental hospitals have WiFi.

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I told my psychiatrist I’ve been hearing voices lately. He told me I don’t have a psychiatrist.

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My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.

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Deleting my mental health to focus on social media.

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74 shares on Discord this month:

If I were a mouse and I lived in Moscow, I would think, haha, I live in Mousecow!

15 shares on LinkedIn this month:

It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, I shut it off and back on again, why are you still here?

39 shares on X this month:

Me, literally climbing out of a dumpster: Can I give you some personal advice?

46 shares on Instagram this month:

Get in loser, we’re going overthinking.

54 shares on Messenger this month:

I have so much planned today that I was already tired thinking of it yesterday.

31 shares on Slack this month:

Everyone’s gangster until they need to pee.

46 shares on Pinterest this month:

With my staggering 91% survival rate, you’d be a fool to hire another dog sitter.

68 shares on X this month:

Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.

21 shares on Snapchat this month:

I don’t understand the concept of “the man of your dreams”. Every time my wife wakes up after dreaming about me, she is really pissed off about something dream me did.

96 shares on Telegram this month:

I miss when you could touch a TV and feel its fur.

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Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the friends they want. Keep your distance and don’t make it awkward.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

I wish berries were the size of apples. Just imagine for a second.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

Farting, but with eye contact.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

Breaking news: Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

Schedule your bikini wax for the first thing in the morning, and you won’t need that cup of coffee.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

The gap in my resume? Yeah, it’s called playing outside.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

If I got possessed demonically, I wouldn’t even notice it. With everything else I’ve got going on.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I’m over here like “I love food”.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

The way I see it, eating chips while I wait for my pizza to arrive is no different than ordering a starter in a restaurant.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

We should be able take jets and tanks and stuff whenever we want, we paid for them.

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Just shared via Facebook:

Monday holds the record for being the worst day of the week.

Just shared via Facebook:

Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Making waves on YouTube:

Nobody will know you’re stoned if you’re always stoned.

Going viral on Instagram:

Have you tried just not thinking about it? Like, ever again?

Live now on YouTube:

I can see the appeal of golf, the only sport where the winner is the one who does the least.

Spotted on Messenger:

Remember that even the worst haircut will eventually grow on you.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

If a government has online beef with a pop star, it has already lost.

Spotted on Messenger:

Sisters are so important. How else would my mom find out all the stuff I didn’t want her to know.

Spotted on Twitch:

Onion rings? I’m answering.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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