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Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

Parenting sometimes feels like you’re an elevator. Lots of ups and downs and the kids love to push your buttons.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

“You’re at the age where both 1990 and 2003 are flirting with you.”

Someone from 🇬🇷 has downloaded:

I like to swear a lot so that people will keep their kids away from me.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

Procrastination isn’t a horrible thing. I mean, you always have something to do tomorrow… plus you have nothing to do today.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

Just once I’d like to hear a doctor say, “Your guess is as good as mine.”

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

Sleep with each other, or someone else will!

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

Do you also watch porn until the end to see if they end up getting married?

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

Drive like no one is watching.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

The best time to visit Japan is when you have money!

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

Opening the web before 9am is crazy. Like, did you even try to have a good day?

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Going bananas on Snapchat:

Who is praying on my downfall right now and can you stop?

Going viral on Twitch:

For Halloween, I will be okay.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

According to my kids’ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well.

Trending via YouTube:

Don’t worry, bro. She’s probably just working on a puzzle right now. She’ll get back to you.

Spreading quickly via X:

Good news, I just decided I don’t care about anything anymore.

Trending via Twitch:

I have never “lit up a room” unless you count arson.

Trending via Twitch:

It’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

If I ever die on some hill, rest assured, something fishy is going on.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.

Making waves on Pinterest:

As someone who was born in August, I find the word leotard extremely offensive.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

81 shares on Threads this month:

A camel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring your own drinks in here!”

65 shares on X this month:

What’s a polite way to tell someone you hope they get mauled by a bear?

69 shares on Twitch this month:

Calling a lobotomy a “lobobo” to fit in with Gen Z.

100 shares on LinkedIn this month:

It’s unfortunate that scrubbing the floors on your hands and knees is so much more effective than mopping.

80 shares on Pinterest this month:

Working my first office job. Is it normal to have nothing to do?

74 shares on YouTube this month:

Used to wonder why my parents couldn’t grasp technology, but now, anytime I see something new, I’m like, “I’m not learning that.”

52 shares on YouTube this month:

Did you ever stop to ask how Mercury feels about being in retrograde? No, because you only think about yourself.

72 shares on LinkedIn this month:

A real smart TV would increase the volume when you start eating chips.

82 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’d change my name to laundry if it meant you’d think about doing me every day.

10 shares on YouTube this month:

Autumn at last. Sitting on the sofa all day with a blanket and tea and watching movies. Just like in summer, but with a blanket and tea.

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Hot Jokes 💥

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I ghost family members too, so believe me, bro — it’s not personal.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Need a professional way to say, “I do not care, don’t mention this to me again.”

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At this point, if I get picked up by aliens, I’m just gonna go ahead and consider it a rescue mission instead of an abduction.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

I wanna date one of those guys who really loves their girlfriend.

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If Liverpool play Real Madrid right now, both teams will lose the game.

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I was actually doing so well until your email found me.

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Don’t be ashamed of who you are, that is your parent’s job.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Adults chasing the popularity they missed out on as teenagers are the worst.

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Gonna tell my dentist that if I’m late, he should start without me.

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When I was a kid, I thought cicadas were the sound sunshine makes when it’s real hot outside.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big “ahhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what she’s missing.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

I nearly broke my toe because the coffee table didn’t look where it was going.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

I wish you could put your whole life on do not disturb.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

I’ve realized there’s more to life than social media, so I guess this is goodbye for the next 12 minutes.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

A simple “hi” can be the beginning of two years of therapy.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

The new American dream is an alien invasion.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

With a lollipop in one hand and a dandelion in the other, concentration is very important, as every summer child knows.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

Salt and pepper shakers add an air of mystique to any bathroom.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

Walmart was wild as hell today, so I fit right in.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Instagram:

I’d be really slim if it wasn’t for birthdays, anniversaries, Easter, Christmas, Mother’s Day, weekends and me.

Spotted on WeChat:

If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.

Trending via YouTube:

Not really into dating right now, but very into flirting, and that’s where things get complicated.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

You can name literally any food or drink to the dentist and they’ll be like “ohhh, that’s actually so bad for your teeth. You should only eat water and toothpaste.”

Just landed via Slack:

I just found out I have to go on dates to get a boyfriend. I’m sick to my stomach.

Going bananas on Twitch:

I have the patience of a nearly ripe avocado.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Drove by a woman with her car broke down, I was going to stop and help until I remembered I don’t know anything about cars or women.

Just landed via Facebook:

Thought I was a minimalist, turns out I’m just broke.

Just shared via X:

Wishing all the contacts in my phone “Merry Christmas, I hope you get what you deserve” and just letting that work itself out.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

The best way to get through Monday is to pretend it’s Tuesday.

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