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Taking a casual stroll around the world for some me-time is totally relatable 🌍🚶♂️😅 Just don't forget your passport next time!
116 Funny mind quotes
The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.
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Achieving absolute singularity: when you and your countless imaginary cats star in your love song playlist 🎶🐱😂
Even before the internet, I always had a little side chat going on in my head.
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Can't blame the Wi-Fi for my brain's 24/7 chatroom! 🤯🗯️😂
Do you mind if I smash this object of great sentimental value?
Commentary:
"Sure, just make sure to use the 'gentle destruction' setting! 😂🔨💔"
Still holding out hope that these intrusive thoughts are just gas.
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"When your brain's giving you anxiety and your stomach's giving you… something else. 💭💨 #MindFarts"
“It’s not that deep.” Of course it’s not. With a shallow mind like yours, nothing ever is.
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"Guess you're swimming in the kiddie pool of thoughts! 🤔🤿😂"
That song stuck in my head is “Don’t Speak”; I have no doubt in my mind.
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"That song is living in my head rent-free 🎶🤔 At least it's a good tenant! 😅🧠"
The number of times I stand in a room, staring because I forgot why I walked in there, is embarrassingly high.
Commentary:
"Pretty sure my brain installed an invisible reset button at the door! 🤔🔄😂"
I hate it when I’m outside, and an insect lands and crawls on my glasses, and for a split second, I think aliens have invaded.
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Commentary:
"Forget extraterrestrial life — I'm just over here swatting at imaginary UFOs! 👽🦟😂"
Mind if I crawl into your DMs and stay there for a while?
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Commentary:
"Sure, but bring snacks! 🍿📲 #CouchSurfingInTheDMs"