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Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

There’s a reason you ain’t ever used your phone in a dream.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

Don’t tell me that everything was better in the past. I was there.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

My kids are smart but sometimes they say dumb stuff like, “Mom, why do you always buy Snickers when you’re the only one who likes them?”

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

The most romantic minds of our time are being subjected to situationships.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

Accidentally blurted out “skip intro” when my mother-in-law wasn’t getting to the point.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

At a certain age, all you really want is a good mattress.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

I would be very interested to hear from someone who is ILLEGALLY blind.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

The ’90s were a time of blissful ignorance where we expected rock stars to sleep with groupies.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

Asking the birds outside my window if they know any Metallica.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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55 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,324

Funny Quotes Topics

17,443

Funny Quotes Images

15,324

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Seen just now on Telegram:

I know some people don’t like me, but what can I do, not everyone has good taste.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I didn’t lose a girlfriend, I gained an enemy.

Live now on Instagram:

Since emojis have been around, I finally have a rough idea of how women feel when they don’t know what to wear.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Twitter hits different, cause it’s like the only social media app you can use effectively while playing music.

Shared recently on Facebook:

My whole life just flashed before my eyes and there was way too much pizza.

Just landed via Reddit:

Do clouds ever look down on us and say, “This one is shaped like an idiot”?

Shared recently on Snapchat:

My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.

Trending via Reddit:

I don’t have any rizz but I do have snacks in my purse.

Breaking via Instagram:

Brother: What are you bringing to Thanksgiving dinner? Me: Wine and unresolved issues. They pair nicely.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Got a new high score on my bathroom scale.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

49 shares on YouTube this month:

You have hopes and dreams. I have nopes and screams.

81 shares on Discord this month:

Some nights I stay up hella late just farting.

69 shares on Twitch this month:

Before you laugh at kids who believe in Santa, remember there are grown men who believe that Cristiano Ronaldo is a better footballer than Lionel Messi.

96 shares on Slack this month:

I didn’t lose an hour of sleep. The hour of sleep lost me.

64 shares on Instagram this month:

I don’t like who I become when I’m watching someone Google something less efficiently than I would myself.

14 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.

92 shares on Snapchat this month:

Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

79 shares on Discord this month:

“I’m at the age where, if I use the wrong pillow at night, it hurts to turn my head the next day.”

16 shares on TikTok this month:

Girlfriend says because we got Chinese yesterday, we can’t get it again today. I don’t think that makes sense. They do it in China all the time.

30 shares on Facebook this month:

You will meet a girl who is very strange and a little bit evil. It’s really important that you don’t lose me.

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19 folks are currently checking 👀

Spiders are the only web developers who love finding bugs.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m so bored, I’m gonna join a poly-relationship and stage a coup and kick the main one out.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

God, never seen San Francisco this bad. Spiderwebs completely covering entire business, skeletons just strewn about sidewalks in every neighborhood. Things have got to change!

10 folks are currently checking 👀

You can’t confuse me. I already don’t know what’s going on.

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If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

This Monday is Mondaying like it’s never Mondayed before.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

If you eat well and exercise, you’ll die fit.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Taking action is my least favorite thing to take.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.

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Probably the worst thing about pyramid schemes is how they make you advertise to all your friends and family that you are part of a pyramid scheme.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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55 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,324

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17,443

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15,324

Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

Caffeine isn’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat a gun.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

I think that police officers on foot should wear blue flashing sneakers.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

You know it’s a fancy restaurant when you have to point at what you want on the menu because you can’t pronounce the name.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

Tried to sleep by reading a boring book and now it’s suddenly the most interesting book.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

I took the first step towards cleaning out my closet today. I went in there and looked it over good.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

Wanna worship each other until the end of all things?

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

I want to live in a world where the plural of moose is mooses.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

If I’m giving you attention, feel blessed. My real passion is ignoring people.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

Need to become a tour guide. I’ve just realized it’s the only job I can think of that combines my loves of walking around and knowing more than everyone around me.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via X:

People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act.

Going viral on Instagram:

Please don’t ask me to repeat myself. I wasn’t listening either.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Monday morning looks like Jack Nicholson breaking through the door in The Shining.

Shared recently on Instagram:

There’s an unwritten rule: if you need something and it’s available at your mom’s house, it’s yours.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Evenings after work finish too quickly, one meal, one show, and it’s already tomorrow morning.

Just shared via YouTube:

Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.

Just shared via X:

If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Cops wake up Christmas morning excited as hell to ignore their family and go sit on the highway with a radar gun for 10 hours.

Going viral on Twitch:

Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.

Spotted on X:

My main career goal at the moment is to find a big bag of money in the woods.

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