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You never realize how many curse words are in a song till you play it for your family.

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To save money in this economy, I’ve tried eating out and I’ve tried cooking at home. The answer is starvation.

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Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.

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You can be anything. Be the person who ends the meeting early.

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If someone asks why you’re so pale, simply reply, completely shocked, “You can see me?”

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If I’m too quiet you can rest assured I’m in the process of planning my sweet escape or your equally sweet demise.

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A penguin is a bird the way a hot dog is a sandwich.

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Welcome to your 40s, you now respond to every younger person telling you their age with “Jesus Christ”.

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Suicide is never the answer, you gotta outlive your enemies.

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My advice to kids in kindergarten is to start saving all the money.

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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by saying they look tired.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Youngest siblings are literally weaponized incompetence, final boss.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

If you’re not getting spoiled, then spoil yourself.

Spotted on Facebook:

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Trending via Pinterest:

Ugh, he wants to go hiking as a first date, just like Hitler.

Spotted on X:

I haven’t exaggerated in like a million years.

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Not gonna lie, the age I’m turning this year sounds a little serious, and I don’t like it.

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I heard time is money, so I quit my job. Now I have lots of time!

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When the devil couldn’t reach me, he made my brain my biggest enemy.

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Bugs Bunny taught me that my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight, I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady.

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I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

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I have so much planned today that I was already tired thinking of it yesterday.

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If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.

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You’re a “haha” girl, and I’m an “lol” guy. It just wouldn’t work.

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No one is more surprised than my kids every night when I say it’s bed time.

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I need to hire someone to just constantly slap food out of my hand.

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“I’ll worry about it next time.” Me pissing off future me.

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Sometimes being on your phone all day is your destiny.

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I need a chiropractor for my brain.

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Unfortunately, I do enjoy watching the downfall of people who did me wrong.

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The worst person to share a room with is someone who puts on 10 alarms 2 mins apart each, and wakes up at none.

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So I got a call from a telemarketer, and he said he couldn’t understand me. I told him, “Press 1 for English.”

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Odd—my boss told me to meet him at the abandoned quarry at midnight for my performance evaluation.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

“I’d rather hurl myself into an active volcano!” -me, politely declining dates.

Freshly posted on X:

The Gulf of Mexico should’ve been renamed to Sea Señor.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I’m going to be real pissed if I get my shit together and the world ends.

Going viral on YouTube:

I used to be a person who couldn’t easily fall asleep, then I got divorced and now I sleep like a baby. Probably unrelated.

Trending via WeChat:

I got us matching straight jackets for Christmas.

Trending via Discord:

If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Making a grown man kiss his camera on Facetime.

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