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I deal with my personal problems the same way I study for tests, I don’t.

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If I was a little smarter, I’d be aware of how stupid I am.

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After 25, you’re pretty much 30.

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When intelligence meets empathy and kindness, it’s so sexy.

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You can always tell it’s Monday because nobody’s smiling.

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I actually think it’s quite beautiful that you have to be the one to save yourself.

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Friends with no kids are like: Want to go to New Zealand this Friday?

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

Welcome to your 50s. You used to be a lot taller.

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I’m so glad I cleaned the house so the kids have a clean canvas to drop their stuff everywhere.

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I’m growing a mullet so no one will want to hangout with me.

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I don’t want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser.

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If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?

Just shared via Facebook:

Apple’s secret growth engine: vibe coders paying the $99 Apple Developer Program fee.

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My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they don’t read it fast enough.

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I’m tired of commercials trying to be funny. Scare me into buying something. I want to be terrified of buying the wrong toothpaste.

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Netflix has every movie except the one you want to watch.

Making waves on Reddit:

Hungry me has no respect for bathroom scale me.

Just landed via X:

Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.

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Sane is boring.

Going viral on YouTube:

“Fox Mulder” is an aggressively sexy name.

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The cinema vibe is my favorite, you literally forget about the world for like 2-3 hours.

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I just want a man to look at me the way Doc from ‘Back to the Future’ looks when something exciting happens.

3 weeks ago

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Preparing for my beach vacation by watching Jaws.

3 weeks ago

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The Jaws theme stays on during sex.

3 weeks ago

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I don’t know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours.

3 weeks ago

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Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute.

3 weeks ago

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I appreciate the interest, but I’m officially removing myself from the running to be the next James Bond. Thank you for your understanding.

3 weeks ago

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Netflix will help you finish the name of the movie you’re typing, and then tell you they don’t have it.

3 weeks ago

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Hear me out: a streaming service that doesn’t keep increasing their prices and actually has movies you want to watch.

3 weeks ago

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“You’ve changed.” Yeah, I watched a new movie.

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69 shares on Snapchat this month:

I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.

72 shares on Telegram this month:

You don’t need fun to have alcohol.

58 shares on Messenger this month:

You can have glossy lips or you can have a cat. You can’t have both.

89 shares on Threads this month:

They should invent a day where it all makes sense.

26 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Why go to the art museum when I can just stare at you?

70 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m not an idiot anymore, universe, please stop with the lessons.

48 shares on Messenger this month:

All human behavior is performative, besides the crying of an infant.

77 shares on Slack this month:

Sex is like my hair. I didn’t have any yesterday. I didn’t have any today. And unless something drastically changes, I won’t have any tomorrow.

76 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m not even a 2nd choice, I’m like an 8th choice, sometimes a 10th.

91 shares on Instagram this month:

Name something cuter than a baby in a bucket hat on the beach.

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Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

My sister: snowboards. My brother: skateboards. Me: charcuterie boards.

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Feel like if a bunch of gays were stranded on a desert island, they’d all drop that voice thing in, like, a day.

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My dog and I play this game, it’s called “What Are You Chewing On Now?” It goes both ways.

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I’m so lucky people can’t hear what I’m thinking.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

Girl who is still crazy: I was crazy back then.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

Jury duty is a wild concept. Whenever the government wants, they can just be like “Call off work, bestie, we need you to solve a murder. Here’s fifteen dollars.”

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

I wanted to wear some hot lingerie, but didn’t have any, so I put on this red dental floss.

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The only thing we need to bring back is duels.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

When I get filthy rich, I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags.

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You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other.

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Going bananas on Discord:

In filling out an application, where it says, “In case of emergency notify”, I put “Doctor.”

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

My body is a “wonder what happened” land.

Just shared via WeChat:

The lion does not concern himself with the few small drops of pee that got on his boxers at the urinal even after he did a few shakes to be sure.

Live now on TikTok:

Guns N’ Roses: “Welcome to the jungle!” The jungle: “No more humans, please!”

Trending via Reddit:

Ok, hear me out: a reality show where billionaire CEOs have to live off of their lowest-paid employees’ salaries for a month.

Going viral on Telegram:

My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation.

Making waves on Instagram:

Lovingly looking at my dog knowing I’m about to ruin her day with a bath.

Seen just now on WeChat:

God: “You can’t just say ‘Goddammit!’ and expect Me to damn it. There’s a procedure. File the paperwork.”

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children.

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The best part about Smarties is pouring them into an empty prescription bottle and shaking them all into my mouth while waiting in line.

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