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Do you know how much trauma it took to be this funny?

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I am re-watching “Narcos,” and I have to say that for someone who smokes so much weed, Pablo Escobar gets a lot done.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Oh, how much I love a Sunday when you don’t have to work the next day.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Why is there so much day left at the end of my patience?

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Life is pretty much just a series of awkward and embarrassing moments, separated by snacks.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Some people are like sunglasses: your day just becomes so much brighter when you accidentally drop them off the side of the boat.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I have the bruises of a much more active person.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I’m the product of too much television and zero supervision.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I can’t blame this generation too much for doing stupid stuff. My generation thought seven Police Academy movies were a good idea.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Entered this world crying, and honestly, not much has changed.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Oftentimes, I like the idea of an activity. The actual doing of said activity, not so much.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

When people say, “Stop living in the past,” my thought in turn is, “But the music was so much better then!”

Posted onMay 27, 2026

It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

For someone who loves to sleep so much, you’d think I’d go to bed earlier.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

The lion doesn’t concern himself with much of anything these days.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

I love my bed so much, what a place.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

“Too much garlic”? What’s next? Too much love? Too much desire?

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Nothing rattles me like the difference between rows and columns, man. I hate it so much.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

I’ve used dark mode so much that I’m physically repulsed by white screens now.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

There is too much money in the world for me to be broke.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Men used to build castles for women they love, but now they think replying on time is too much effort.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Robots eating a bowl of cereal that’s actually a bunch of nuts and bolts, you don’t see that as much anymore.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Short men store so much anger in their little body.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Third wheeling with two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Life is short. Make sure you spend as much time as possible on the web arguing with strangers.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

I can’t stand people who require so much validation. Please like and share this if you agree.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Imagine how much better the world would be if everyone set aside their differences and came together as one to buy me a castle.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

The human body requires so much maintenance. Who designed this thing?

Posted onMay 26, 2026

People who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad. Please get back, you wicked witch!

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

I want someone to care for me as much as Netflix cares if someone has logged into my account from another device.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

The secret to being able to buy whatever you want is not wanting much.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

The world would be a much nicer place if we just turn off the news.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore, or is there just too much other news?

Posted onMay 26, 2026

The billionaires have decided that the people with nothing have too much.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

I wish I loved exercising as much as I love not exercising.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Oops, I think I’ve had a little too much to think.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

If you’re gonna spend so much time in my head, would it kill you to tidy up a bit?

Posted onMay 25, 2026May 25, 2026

Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

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