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That was a nice hour long Twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Imagine hating me and i’m just over here doing a much better job at hating myself than any of y’all could do.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Why is there so much day left at the end of my energy?

Posted onMay 25, 2026

People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

From now on, every time I think I’m hating too much, I will think of Kendrick and realize I’m not hating to my full potential.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

When I was a kid, I never expected the future to suck this much.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

When people are telling me a story about their life it often reminds me of a much better story from my life.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Going to look at the small picture for a while. Tired of seeing the big picture. Too much picture.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

The only function of a middle name is so a child can assess how much danger they’re in.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

I wonder how much time The Weeknd saves not typing that extra e.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Mocktails are awesome because they ask the question ‘how much could juice cost?’

Posted onMay 25, 2026

If I was the inventor of healing, I would have made it linear, I can tell you that much.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Do you know how much effort goes into looking this regular?

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I wonder if Mary and Joseph hated putting away the Christmas stuff as much as I do.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

You told your cat how much you love him, but now it’s morning, the sun is out, you’re sober, and it’s just weird for both of you.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Nothing prepared me for how much of my adult life would be spent hiding from people I know at the grocery store.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

For my birthday, I want everyone to tell me how much they love me and why in immense detail.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Life would be so much easier if you could push a button that makes dickheads fall through a trap door in the floor.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Twitter sucks so much, but randomly there are such funny tweets, so I wait, like a frog, for one delicious fly.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

“Be the bigger person” sounds too much like “accept the disrespect”.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Coffee tastes so much better handed to me.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I have so much to offer. It’s all bad, but still.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I’m an over-explainer (I explain things too much).

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Sorry, my face wasn’t created to hide that much distain for what you’re saying.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Much of my algorithm is based on when I paused while scrolling to grab a snack.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Life would be so much easier if the nose of people who lie all the time did actually grow longer like Pinocchio’s.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Feeling melancholy. Think I’ll have a drink and make things much worse.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Someone asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. 30 minutes was not the right answer.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I’ve had so much tea trying to get rid of this cold that I’m now speaking with a British accent and am fascinated with the Royal family.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Thank God my pets can’t talk. They simply know too much.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

When we’re old, the children will use Covid to explain our brain damaged opinions much like we do to Boomers with lead. It is fate.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Confucius says: “Those who drink a lot die earlier, but have seen twice as much in life.”

Posted onMay 23, 2026

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