Funny noodles quotes

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  4 months ago

  View →: Every time you break spaghetti noodles in half, an Italian has a stroke.
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  5 months ago

  View →: When I was a kid, we still ate noodles. Then at some point we ate pasta. Today, we only eat carbs.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The best thing capitalism has done is put a little window on pasta boxes so the noodles can look out at the world.

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