Funny noodles quotes

• Don’t give up on your dreams. If cauliflower can be pizza and zucchini can be noodles, you too can be anything you want.

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  2 months ago

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• Every time you break spaghetti noodles in half, an Italian has a stroke.

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• When I was a kid, we still ate noodles. Then at some point we ate pasta. Today, we only eat carbs.

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  2 months ago

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• The best thing capitalism has done is put a little window on pasta boxes so the noodles can look out at the world.

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  2 months ago

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• Not gonna lie, toddlers absolutely nailed it with naps, buttered noodles, and rejecting authority.

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  2 months ago

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