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Funny noodles quotes

Every time you break spaghetti noodles in half, an Italian has a stroke.

Every time you break spaghetti noodles in half, an Italian has a stroke.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025
When I was a kid, we still ate noodles. Then at some point we ate pasta. Today, we only eat carbs.

When I was a kid, we still ate noodles. Then at some point we ate pasta. Today, we only eat carbs.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
The best thing capitalism has done is put a little window on pasta boxes so the noodles can look out at the world.

The best thing capitalism has done is put a little window on pasta boxes so the noodles can look out at the world.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025