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“Your boos mean nothing to me. I’ve seen what you cheer.” Is a goated doctrine. If Rick and Morty gave us anything, it gave us that.

May 19, 2026

My mom be cutting up fruit and bringing it to me in my room without saying nothing. That’s when it hits me, nobody ever gonna love me this much.

May 19, 2026

Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you refuse to let go of.

May 18, 2026

It’s the weekend, so naturally, I’m going to spend 48 hours doing nothing, and still be exhausted.

May 18, 2026May 18, 2026

My favourite yoga pose is the one where you lay really still and do nothing.

May 18, 2026

Nothing worse than realising you vented to the wrong person.

May 18, 2026

Nothing like a grandfather clock to remind you every hour that you’re still awake.

May 18, 2026

Once you find humor in any situation, you have nothing to fear.

May 18, 2026

Nothing humbles you faster than rereading something you were proud of yesterday.

May 6, 2026

There’s a certain nothing about you.

Apr 2, 2026

Being depressed is so embarrassing. It’s like, look at me, guys. I have nothing positive to say, and I make everything miserable.

Apr 1, 2026

Some of you have overdosed so hard on the propaganda, there’s nothing reality Narcan can do for you.

Apr 1, 2026

I like to notice patterns and do nothing about it.

Apr 1, 2026

Telling my boss I can’t come back to work because I’ve discovered the joy of doing nothing.

Apr 1, 2026

Been getting really into nothing.

Apr 1, 2026

I hate being a wage slave. I want to be a streamer that does nothing but react to videos all day, and then complain about how hard my life is.

Apr 1, 2026

The amount of sleeping I’ve done over the past few days has been phenomenal. I genuinely love doing absolutely nothing.

Apr 1, 2026

I sexually identify as a microwave dinner, because I am ready in 5 minutes, look nothing like my photos, and I’m just satisfying enough for you to want me again when you’re desperate.

Apr 1, 2026

I want time to watch more films, but I also want time to read more books, but I also want time to look at more nothing.

Apr 1, 2026

White elephant: Nothing brings people together like fighting over absolute garbage.

Apr 1, 2026

Nothing ruins an introvert’s day like a 4 p.m. appointment.

Apr 1, 2026

I love being home and doing absolutely nothing and never contributing to society.

Apr 1, 2026

There’s nothing I hate more than being comfy in bed and suddenly needing to pee.

Apr 1, 2026

Don’t invite me anywhere last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

Apr 1, 2026

Nothing really prepares you for when your favorite sweatpants begin to fall apart.

Apr 1, 2026

Nothing I do for money is passion-based. It’s just pure hatred for being broke.

Apr 1, 2026

Nothing bad can happen while you’re under a blanket. Just remember that.

Apr 1, 2026

Not now, kitten. Mommy’s destroying and betraying herself for nothing.

Apr 1, 2026

I just be giggling, then start thinking about bills and remember ain’t nothing funny.

Mar 31, 2026

My toxic trait is binging a show too fast, then getting sad when I have nothing to watch.

Mar 31, 2026

Nothing you want to do has a timeline.

Mar 31, 2026

“I’m at a point in my life where my favorite thing to do is nothing.”

Mar 31, 2026

My hobbies include saying, “I’m so tired,” and then staying up for three more hours doing nothing.

Mar 31, 2026

If you have nothing nice to say, I promise you that I’ll have something even worse to say back.

Mar 31, 2026

There’s nothing I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

Mar 31, 2026

My child has entered the “Why?” stage of linguistic development, and I’ve realized I know absolutely nothing.

Mar 31, 2026

I’ve never found a “Remember Me” checkbox that works. Nothing remembers me.

Mar 31, 2026

Job hunting has legitimately been the most demoralizing experience of my life. Nothing else will make you realize how little you can actually do.

Mar 31, 2026

Procrastination isn’t a horrible thing. I mean, you always have something to do tomorrow… plus you have nothing to do today.

Mar 31, 2026

The problem with believing that nothing matters except you, is that eventually everyone will just leave you alone to take extra special care of yourself.

Mar 31, 2026