Commentary:
"Wow, their workout inspired me to perfect the art of 'blind lifts'! 😂🏋️♂️🚪"
75 Funny outdoor quotes
The gap in my resume? Yeah, it’s called playing outside.
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Commentary:
"Just honing my 'rock-paper-scissors' skills to a professional level! 🪨📄✂️😎 #OutdoorPro"
I hate it when I’m outside, and an insect lands and crawls on my glasses, and for a split second, I think aliens have invaded.
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Commentary:
"Forget extraterrestrial life — I'm just over here swatting at imaginary UFOs! 👽🦟😂"
When the exam is so hard that you look out the window to appreciate nature.
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Commentary:
"When the exam turns into a nature documentary 🎬🦜 because suddenly, every squirrel is more interesting than calculus! 📚➗😂"
Gutted to report that spending a day offline, touching grass with my friends, was phenomenal for my mental health.
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Commentary:
"Who knew Mother Nature's WiFi was this strong? 🌿😂 #GrassTherapy"
No, I’m not “dating anyone.” I’m really busy playing outside.
Commentary:
"Who needs romance when Mother Nature's swiping right on my outdoor adventures? 🌳😆🌞"
I live in constant fear that some douchebag is going to show up to a bonfire with a guitar.
Commentary:
"Nothing like the sound of 'Wonderwall' to put out the fire! 🎸🔥🙄"
Sometimes I have to remind myself to put down my iPhone, go outside, and judge people in person.
Commentary:
"Ah, fresh air and fresh judgments… the original social media! 📱➡️🙋♀️🌳 #OfflineCritiques"
Just caught a moth and sent it back outside. Feeling like Mr. Miyagi.
Commentary:
"Mastered the art of moth-jitsu! 🥋🦋 #MiyagiModeActivated"
Summer: 10 minutes outside, 10 hours in front of the AC.
Commentary:
When summer turns into an indoor adventure! ☀️❄️😂