Commentary:
"Looks like that 4-year-old has a stand-up comedy career in the making! 🎤 Who needs plans when you have a mini comedian on the loose? 😄 #FutureComedyStar"
365 Funny parenting quotes
A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.
Parenting is cheering on your kid’s winning softball team all weekend and then cheering on the Sunday rain for cancelling the rest of the games.
Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.
There are two classes of travel: first class and with children.
Commentary:
"Embark on a journey through the whimsical land of travel, where you can choose between the luxurious first class experience or the delightful adventure of navigating with children 🚂✈️👶💼. Either way, expect lots of unexpected detours and laughter that will create memories to last a lifetime!"
I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there’s also a noisy kid once those fail.
The most difficult thing you’ll do as a parent is not rearrange the ornaments after the kids put them on the tree.
My kids didn’t follow me into the bathroom so now I’m scared to leave and find out what they got into instead.
If you’re curious what the priciest item in a store is just bring a kid along because they’ll definitely find then break it.
