134 funny party quotes - Page 2 - Wordgag

Are you coming to the party? There will be noise and lights but I found a corner for us to hide.

May 26, 2026

Weird. I’m the only one naked at this gender reveal party.

May 26, 2026

If my memory gets any worse, I’ll be able to plan my own surprise party.

May 26, 2026

Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.

May 26, 2026

Yes, I was behind the DJ booth, but only as a cultural anthropologist.

May 26, 2026

You don’t need to leave a message in a bottle. If the bottle is full of tequila, I’ll get the message.

May 26, 2026

Being in college when The Chainsmokers dropped Closer was an experience to say the least.

May 26, 2026

Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.

May 26, 2026

I don’t get how alcohol turns y’all evil. I just start giggling and get slutty.

May 26, 2026

It should be socially acceptable to just face the wall at a party when you need a break from talking.

May 26, 2026

I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

May 26, 2026

Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.

May 25, 2026

They should invent a political party that doesn’t suck.

May 25, 2026

Lately life has been all panic no disco.

May 25, 2026

Livin’ la vida vodka!

May 25, 2026

Clubbing is a phase that you must go through and get over.

May 25, 2026

My favorite type of gender reveal is the one where they just tell me and I don’t have to go to a party to find out.

May 25, 2026

His palm trees are Serengeti, destination wedding, luggage is heavy. There’s vomit on his tux already, Dollar store confetti.

May 25, 2026

I’m going to bed, everyone. Try to keep it down.

May 25, 2026

Hear me out: agenda reveal parties for people we don’t trust.

May 25, 2026

Messed up and threw a surprise party for my minimalist friend. Now 25 of us are hiding behind the granite orb.

May 25, 2026

Why socialize when you could party inside your room with your 10+ personalities?

May 24, 2026

Home Depot should allow men over 40 to have birthday parties in their stores.

May 24, 2026

Can’t believe I didn’t get invited to that party I would have made up an excuse not to go to.

May 24, 2026

Sorry I’m late, I was fighting for my right to party.

May 24, 2026

An Amish party in the desert called churning man.

May 24, 2026

I walked into a holiday party, saw someone else already playing with the dog, and realized they’d stolen my entire social strategy.

May 24, 2026

Know what goes good with beer? Another one.

May 24, 2026

I’m not tispy. I’m merry.

May 24, 2026

I’m only drinking a lot of beer tonight because I need the room in the fridge.

May 23, 2026

Jeez. It’s like the people in this nursing home have never heard techno before.

May 23, 2026

Imagine playing Truth or Dare and they dare you to go home.

May 23, 2026

Piñatas are a fun way to intentionally maim the guests at your party.

May 23, 2026

Surely, this is the hangover that will teach me my lesson.

May 23, 2026

Hey man, just wanted to reach out and say I loved how much you drank at my wedding last night.

May 23, 2026

If you saw me licking the plate after the charcuterie was finished, no you didn’t.

May 23, 2026

I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.

May 23, 2026

Victor Frankenstein being only 23 years old when he made the monster is crazy to me, he should have been at the club.

May 23, 2026

That moment of panic when they invite you inside at the start of the birthday party you thought was a drop off.

May 23, 2026

Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this family party started.

May 23, 2026