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When parents' phones beep, I half expect to hear an old-timey radio announcer say, "Stay tuned for the latest weather report!" 📻😂
282 Funny phone quotes
“What’s the phone number for the FIFA red card appeal hotline?”
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When your soccer skills turn into a real-life game of Uno! 🃏🚫⚽
Phones should have a “please disturb” setting that sends an alert to all my friends that I want attention.
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"Finally, a feature for when even Netflix needs a break from my binging 🍿😂📱!"
Born to screenshot everything and never look at it again.
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😂📸 Guilty as charged! My phone's storage is basically a screenshot museum I never visit! 🖼️✨
Phones are wild… we really just sit around tapping glass all day.
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It's like we're all modern witches casting spells through the power of finger-tapping! 🧙♂️📱✨
It’s a fabulous time to be alive if you love: verification codes, verifying your email, yelling ‘REAL PERSON’ into a phone at a robot, reading nightmarish news all day, every day, hot.
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Living in the 21st century: where every day feels like an escape room adventure with your phone! 🔍🤖📱
Really miss the drama of being able to angrily shut a flip phone.
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Why 'close apps' when you could SLAM them shut like a drama queen? 📱💥🤣
How is this the same brain that used to remember everybody’s phone numbers?
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Trying to remember phone numbers now feels like trying to download a huge app on a phone with zero storage space 😂📞📱
I don’t know what millennial needs to hear this, but throw away the box your phone came in. You don’t need it. You will never need it.
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Why do we keep those boxes? Are we secretly hoping to use them as tiny condos for our chargers? 📦📱😂
Sometimes I wanna delete all my social media and throw my phone into a river.
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Probably not a great idea unless you've mastered the art of skipping phones instead of stones 😂📱💦