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121 Funny phone quotes

Funny phone quotes bring a humorous touch to our daily interactions with technology! 📱😂 From texting mishaps to the quirks of smartphone life, these quotes highlight the comedic side of our digital communications. Enjoy a laugh at the often amusing reality of phone use! 😄📞

I’m officially at the age where I’m not upgrading my phone until it stops working.

2 weeks ago

If you turn your phone upside down, the stock market is actually doing quite well.

2 weeks ago

Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later.

4 weeks ago

Women who don’t check a man’s phone will still use their intuition and dreams to find out if he’s cheating.

1 month ago

Perks of being ugly: phone battery lasts longer.

1 month ago

Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

1 month ago

Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!

1 month ago

I dropped and broke my phone today. Hurt more than childbirth!

1 month ago

If you call me from a private number, I’ll respect your privacy and won’t answer.

1 month ago

Marriage is like a phone call at the night: First there’s the ring, and then you wake up.

1 month ago

If she doesn’t post you, take her phone, go live and introduce yourself!

1 month ago

I be like “communication is the key” then put my phone on do not disturb.

1 month ago

Before I die, I’m going to arrange for a friend to take my phone, and after the funeral, text everybody to say “thanks for coming” and other assorted messages of appreciation.

1 month ago

Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.

1 month ago

Jealous that my phone can just die for a little while.

1 month ago

Autocorrect is like a tiny person inside your phone that sometimes gets drunk and says the dumbest things.

2 months ago

The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low.

2 months ago

My phone and it’s charger are in a situationship and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t.

2 months ago

My phone storage is full so I guess it’s time to delete the 27 second video I took of a spiderweb four years ago.

2 months ago

My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.

2 months ago