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Funny phone quotes

Nov 15
Share →: Yes, I sometimes put my cell phone down. Especially when it rings.
Nov 2
Share →: Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the first twelve digits of pi.
Oct 22
Share →: The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” is “wallet, glasses, keys and phone.”
Oct 3
Share →: Remember before social media you would have to pick up the phone and call someone to tell them how much you love bacon?
Sep 29
Share →: It’s a beautiful morning. Lots of people out walking their phones.
Sep 25
Share →: Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance.
Sep 23
Share →: Always remember, if you ever need me, I’m just several phone calls and unread texts away.
Sep 22
Share →: Hey cell phone companies who play smooth jazz hold music hoping I’ll lose interest and give up: yeah, it’s kinda working.
Sep 22
Share →: I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind.
Sep 22
Share →: Still don’t understand how girls with no jobs be holding iPhones.