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143 Funny phone quotes
Funny phone quotes bring a humorous touch to our daily interactions with technology! π±π From texting mishaps to the quirks of smartphone life, these quotes highlight the comedic side of our digital communications. Enjoy a laugh at the often amusing reality of phone use! ππ
Trending Funny Phone Quotes π₯
- For as long as that song was, youβd think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once.
- I be like βcommunication is the keyβ then put my phone on do not disturb.
- Restaurants: put your phone down, live in the moment. Also, scan our QR code and browse our menu.
- I respect the moon’s unwillingness to be photographed on a phone.
- Jealous that my phone can just die for a little while.
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"Pro tip: Breathe dramatically into the phone to assert dominance π€π #HeavyBreathingChampion" -
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"ππ 'Not today, stress!' This phone's a drama-free zone! π΅π‘πΆ" -
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"Can't wait to see my phone's travel vlog before it becomes my personal spy! π±π΅οΈββοΈπ #ItKnowsTooMuch" -
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"Pretty sure my phone just filed for eye-witness protection! ππ±π" -
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"When my phone doesn't text back, it's not ghostingβit's just being introverted! π±π π»" -
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"Because if he's a keeper, he can T9 text me with his eyes closed! ππ #OldSchoolCharm" -
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"Swapping TikTok for e-books like it's a digital spa day! π±β‘οΈπ #PageTurnerPampering"
Top Funny Phone Quotes π₯
- I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.
- Every night at bedtime I do one small ritual: six hours on my cell phone.
- My friendβs kid asked me if I had any games on phone so I let her text my ex.
- Getting my next boyfriend a flip phone. He doesnβt need anything more.
- I will play my favorite song until the artist comes out of my phone to ask for water.
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