277 Funny phone quotes

• It’s so cold, I’m using Chrome instead of Firefox to read the news on my phone, because I need the ads to warm up my phone and hands.

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  5 days ago

  ad, ads, Chrome, cold, firefox, hands, humor, i, need, news, phone, read, technology, using, warm, warmth, winter

• Staring at your phone is a great way to miss a few years of your life.

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  distraction, great, humor, life, miss, phone, procrastination, staring, technology, time

• Before cell phones, if you were bored in public, you had to flip a nickel in the air over and over.

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  air, before, bored, boredom, cell, cell phone, entertainment, flip, game, nickel, nostalgia, old fashioned, over, pastime, phone, phones, public

• I’ve successfully reduced phone time by looking at computer more.

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  5 days ago

  computer, digital, digital life, humor, irony, life, looking, multitasking, phone, phone time, screen, screen time, technology, time

• Nobody declines a call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.

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  3-year-old, call, child, distraction, faster, humor, nobody, phone, technology, toddler, video, watching, YouTube

• The Face ID on my phone won’t work until it sees the loss of hope in my eyes.

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  5 days ago

  eyes, face, Face ID, frustration, hope, humor, ID, loss, loss of hope, phone, technology, work

• Sorry for texting back instantly. My phone is in my hand, I’m mature, and I like you.

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  5 days ago

  apology, back, communication, flirting, hand, humor, i, instant, instant reply, mature, maturity, phone, relationship, reply, sorry, texting

• Your phone is a casino designed to steal your time.

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  addiction, analogy, casino, distraction, humor, phone, steal, technology, time

• Living alone is so dumb, you’ll be asking your pets if they’ve seen your phone, and those lazy bastards never know.

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  alone, asking, bastards, dumb, forgetfulness, humor, know, lazy, lazy pet, living, living alone, never, pet, pets, phone, seen, talking, talking to pet

• People will scroll on their phones for 6 hours a day and wonder how other people can watch a movie every day.

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  6, daily, daily routine, day, entertainment, every, habit, hours, humor, irony, movie, people, phone, phones, routine, screen, screen time, scroll, time, watch, watching, watching habit, wonder

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