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226 Funny phone quotes
We all need to put the phone down, or itβs over for civilization.
Sorry for texting you back instantly. My phone was in my hand, and I’m mature and actually like you.
When I was a kid, no phones or tablets. We just read the cereal box at breakfast.
Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I never wanted to download the Microsoft Authenticator app on my personal phone to access every professional platform necessary to do my job.
On my phone, youβll never see contacts saved as ‘babe’ or ‘love.’ I save full namesβfirst and lastβlike a government office.
Right before rock bottom, youβll have a city builder game on your phone.
When the salesman from the hearing aid company calls, I stay on the line and answer every question with ‘What?’
Googling phone numbers you don’t recognize instead of actually answering the phone.
