15 Funny pillow quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: One of the toughest jobs in parenting is serving the inevitable eviction notice on your kid’s pillow fort.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the little architect is behind on their pillow rent! Time for a plush eviction! 🏰➡️📦🤭

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I replaced my old flat pillow that hurt my neck with a new fat fluffy pillow that hurts my neck.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your pillow game is on a rollercoaster—going from painful to downright plush! 🎢🛌 Maybe your neck just has a flair for the dramatic. 😂 Time to find that perfect middle ground where comfort and support finally shake hands! 🤝😉

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I’m at the age where using the wrong pillow makes you feel like you broke your neck.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the perilous world of pillow selection – where one wrong choice can turn a peaceful night's sleep into a chiropractic emergency! 💥😂 Who knew we'd reach an age when a fluffed cushion could be our ultimate foe? Watch out for those treacherously fluffy temptations, my friends! 😆🛌"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the trusty memory foam, the unofficial therapist of the bedroom – always there to absorb your hidden screams and never letting you forget that embarrassing moment from 5 years ago 🛌🗣️🤫"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, pillows – always there to cushion the blow after a long day of overthinking and dreaming big. 🛌💭 Let's give that hardworking head the royal treatment it deserves! 👑💤 #PillowPower"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a crowd when you've got the ultimate trio of comfort and coziness – the dynamic threesome of you, your bed, and that loyal sidekick, the pillow. A perfect combination for a sleepover that never disappoints!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Blocking isn’t enough, I hope your pillow never has a cold side.

  Commentary:
  "May your pillow forever stay cool, and your enemies forever feel the heat of a warm pillow. 😂🛌 #ColdSideBurn"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Why would I want a memory pillow? Sleep is where I go to forget.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a memory pillow when sleep is the ultimate 'forget me not' zone? 💤🤔 Sweet dreams of selective memory ahead! 😆"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs the gym when you can have a workout just trying to keep the fire alarm from going off? 💪🚨 And hey, if waving a pillow burns calories, then maybe we should start a new fitness trend – Pillow Flailing Workouts! Anyone care to join me? 😂🔥 #FitnessGoals #ChefLife"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you fall asleep long enough, the steering wheel gives you a pillow.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the ultimate in car comfort – a steering wheel pillow! 😴🚗 Who needs a nap pod when you have a trusty automobile to catch some Z's? Just be sure to dream of open roads and not road closures! 😂 #NapGoals"

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