17 Funny pillow quotes — Wordgag ツ

I’m off to Club Bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.

18 hours ago18 hours ago

I’d make room in my pillow fort for you.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

One of the toughest jobs in parenting is serving the inevitable eviction notice on your kid’s pillow fort.

2 months ago2 months ago

I replaced my old flat pillow that hurt my neck with a new fat fluffy pillow that hurts my neck.

4 months ago4 months ago

I’m at the age where using the wrong pillow makes you feel like you broke your neck.

5 months ago5 months ago

When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets.

5 months ago5 months ago

So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.

6 months ago

Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow.

6 months ago

Blocking isn’t enough, I hope your pillow never has a cold side.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Why would I want a memory pillow? Sleep is where I go to forget.

Jan 25, 2025

Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors.

Jan 24, 2025

If you fall asleep long enough, the steering wheel gives you a pillow.

Jan 24, 2025

Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow.

Jan 24, 2025

I hate it when my pillow is not pillowing like it should. You have one job. Be a pillow man. You are pillow. Act like one!

Jan 24, 2025

The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend.

Jan 22, 2025

This pillow isn’t going to scream into itself.

Jan 22, 2025

I’m off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.

Jan 20, 2025