18 Funny pillow quotes

• Pizza rolls are comfort food because they look like little pillows.

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  1 month ago

  comfort, comfort food, comparison, food, food comparison, humor, little, pillow, pillows, pizza, pizza roll, roll, rolls, snack

• “I’m at the age where, if I use the wrong pillow at night, it hurts to turn my head the next day.”

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  1 month ago

  age, aging, day, discomfort, head, humor, hurts, i, neck, next, night, pain, pillow, sleep, turn, where, wrong

• One of the toughest jobs in parenting is serving the inevitable eviction notice on your kid’s pillow fort.

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  2 months ago

  activity, challenge, childhood, discipline, eviction, eviction notice, fort, humor, jobs, kids, kids activity, notice, parenting, parenting challenge, pillow, pillow fort, playful, playful discipline, serving

• I replaced my old flat pillow that hurt my neck with a new fat fluffy pillow that hurts my neck.

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  2 months ago

  comfort, fat, flat, fluff, fluffy, humor, hurt, hurts, i, neck, new, old, pain, pillow, upgrade

• I’m at the age where using the wrong pillow makes you feel like you broke your neck.

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  2 months ago

  age, broke, discomfort, feel, getting, getting older, humor, neck, older, pillow, sleep, where, wrong

• When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets.

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  2 months ago

  comfort, expression, foam, forget, frustration, humor, memory, memory foam, never, pillow, scream, sleep

• So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.

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  2 months ago

  bed, comfort, gratitude, hard, hard work, head, humor, own, pillow, rest, sleep, work

• Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow.

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  2 months ago

  alone, alone time, bed, best, comfort, humor, me, pillow, relationship, sleep, threesome, time

• Blocking isn’t enough, I hope your pillow never has a cold side.

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  2 months ago

  blocking, cold, cold side, comfort, enough, hope, humor, i, never, pillow, side, sleep

• Why would I want a memory pillow? Sleep is where I go to forget.

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  2 months ago

  forget, humor, i, memory, pillow, sleep, want, where

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