Funny poster quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If I ever go missing, promise me that you won’t put my weight on the poster.

  Commentary:
  "Sure, just describe me as 'Last seen at the fridge' instead 🍔🍟😄 #MissingNotLost"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I would never put up a lost dog poster. I’m not letting the whole neighborhood know I fumbled.

  Commentary:
  "Putting up a lost dog poster? Nah, I'd rather keep my fumbles on the down low, thank you very much! 🐶🤷‍♂️ #NotLettingItOut"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters.

  Commentary:
  "If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters faster than you can say 'wanted dead or alive'! 🤠🦜 #OutlawLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the horror! The silent scream as the poster makes its untimely descent in the dead of night 🙀. Who knew that a harmless piece of paper could unleash such terror upon the unsuspecting sleeper? Keep an eye out for those rebellious wall decorations, they may just be plotting their nighttime escape! 🖼️💥😱"

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