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"Who knew that potato chips could be so divisive? 🥔📺 Next time, maybe opt for a quieter snack option to save your marriage! 😄💔 #snackdrama"
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- I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.
- I have a question and my question is, how can I look so cute in the mirror but like such a baked potato in pictures?
- Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen some things.
- Can’t. I’m busy taking this Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of potato I am.
- No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.
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Looks like someone's got their priorities straight! 🥔 Just be sure you don't turn into a couch potato while finding out what kind of potato you are! 😄 #PotatoGoals -
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Well, that would be quite the starch-tacular challenge! 🏊♂️ Just imagine the creamy strokes and gravy turns you'd have to master. 💪 Swim-a-licious or mash madness, you decide! 🥔 #SpudtasticAdventure
Top Funny Potato Quotes 🔥
- Gang initiations from the Midwest be like “you have to eat the entire potato salad.”
- Can’t. I’m busy taking this Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of potato I am.
- There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else).
- Me (seductively looking at a potato): would mash.
- Demi Lovato is short for demilitarized love potato.
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