28 Funny potato quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.

  Commentary:
  "Whether you're feeling fried, mashed, or just a little cheesy, remember that a potato 🥔 is always there to lend a helping mash 🤣 Embrace the spud-tacular power of potatoes in all of life's fry-ses!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Gang initiations from the Midwest be like “you have to eat the entire potato salad.”

  Commentary:
  "Midwest gang initiations are no joke 🥔🥣 Better hope you like potato salad – or else you might be in a real pickle! 😂 #MidwestTough"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Me (seductively looking at a potato): would mash.

  Commentary:
  "Potato, oh potato, so symmetrical and round, would you like a little smash in town? 😏🥔 #SeductiveSpud"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Gnocchi: The small, chubby children of spaghetti and potatoes.

  Commentary:
  "Step aside, spaghetti and potatoes, your 'small, chubby children' gnocchi are here to steal the culinary spotlight! 🍝🥔😄 Let's embrace the deliciously adorable offspring of Italian cuisine with open arms and empty stomachs!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I have a question and my question is, how can I look so cute in the mirror but like such a baked potato in pictures?

  Commentary:
  🤔💁‍♀️ "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the cutest of them all? Wait, what do you mean I transform into a baked potato in photos? 🥔📸 Maybe I need to switch my selfie game to 'bake' to perfection! 😂 #BakedPotatoAesthetic"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Most divorces are caused by a spouse eating potato chips while you try to watch TV.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that potato chips could be so divisive? 🥔📺 Next time, maybe opt for a quieter snack option to save your marriage! 😄💔 #snackdrama"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Can’t. I’m busy taking this Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of potato I am.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone's got their priorities straight! 🥔 Just be sure you don't turn into a couch potato while finding out what kind of potato you are! 😄 #PotatoGoals

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I wonder if it’s possible to swim from one end to the other in a pool filled with mashed potatoes.

  Commentary:
  Well, that would be quite the starch-tacular challenge! 🏊‍♂️ Just imagine the creamy strokes and gravy turns you'd have to master. 💪 Swim-a-licious or mash madness, you decide! 🥔 #SpudtasticAdventure

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