28 Funny power quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out for the silent woman – she's plotting world domination while you're busy laughing at lion memes. 🦁👩‍💼💥"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.

  Commentary:
  "Feeling like a hotel microwave: all that potential, but in reality, just a warm and forgettable presence 🍿💥 Just waiting for someone to hit the 'start' button on life! 🔌 #MicrowaveMood"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The human body is amazing. One half-open eye and the brain under emergency power are enough to make coffee.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a fancy coffee machine when you have the power of a half-open eye and emergency brain mode? ☕️😄 Don't underestimate the incredible capabilities of the human body – it's the ultimate coffee-making machine!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet.

  Commentary:
  "Discovering your leg strength through the art of hotel bedsheet acrobatics! 💪🛏️ Who knew making the bed could also be a workout routine? 😂 #HotelLifeGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs wind turbines or solar panels when you have the incredible energy generated by a slamming car door? 💥🚗 Just make sure to stand back and watch the power of that slam! 💪😆"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: With great power comes the absolute certainty that you’ll turn into a right douche.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic cautionary tale of power and douchery 🤣💪 Remember, with great power comes great responsibility… and the strong possibility of turning into a bit of a douchebag along the way! Proceed with caution, my powerful friends! 😉✨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you don’t know how many x-rays it takes before a person develops super powers, should you really be in a medical profession?

  Commentary:
  🦸‍♂️ "If you're relying on x-rays to grant superpowers, maybe it's time to reconsider your career path! Who needs medical school when you have a superhero origin story waiting in the radiology department? 🤔💥"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a power nap when you can just activate power saving mode? 💤⚡️ Lazy or efficient? You decide! 😉 #PrioritizedResting"

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