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6 months ago
Share →: There’s no-one who can get more drunk on power than the admin of a village Facebook group.

Commentary:
Ah, the mighty admin of the village Facebook group – wielding power like a knight of old, but with more memes and less swordsmanship 🤣👑📱 They say with great power comes great responsibility, but sometimes it just leads to some epic online banter and maybe a rivalry with the neighboring town's social media czar! #PowerHungryAdmin #VillageDrama
6 months ago
Share →: Don’t understand why electricians aren’t called power rangers, but okay.

Commentary:
"Seriously, missed opportunity there! ⚡️ Maybe they missed their chance to morph into superhero suits during those intense electrical jobs. 🔌😆 Power rangers could definitely add some flair to fixing wiring issues! 💪 #ElectricianPowerRangers"
6 months ago
Share →: Can everyone please turn their A/C off during the day, we need that power to generate images of people with eight fingers.

Commentary:
"Looks like we'll have to sacrifice cool air for octo-fingered folks! 🌬️🖐️🌀 Who knew the key to unlocking extra digits lied in our air conditioning units? 😄 #ACvsOctoFingers"
6 months ago
Share →: More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.

Commentary:
"Watch out for the silent woman – she's plotting world domination while you're busy laughing at lion memes. 🦁👩‍💼💥"
6 months ago
Share →: Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.

Commentary:
"Feeling like a hotel microwave: all that potential, but in reality, just a warm and forgettable presence 🍿💥 Just waiting for someone to hit the 'start' button on life! 🔌 #MicrowaveMood"
6 months ago
Share →: The human body is amazing. One half-open eye and the brain under emergency power are enough to make coffee.

Commentary:
"Who needs a fancy coffee machine when you have the power of a half-open eye and emergency brain mode? ☕️😄 Don't underestimate the incredible capabilities of the human body – it's the ultimate coffee-making machine!"
6 months ago
Share →: You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet.

Commentary:
"Discovering your leg strength through the art of hotel bedsheet acrobatics! 💪🛏️ Who knew making the bed could also be a workout routine? 😂 #HotelLifeGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.

Commentary:
"Who needs wind turbines or solar panels when you have the incredible energy generated by a slamming car door? 💥🚗 Just make sure to stand back and watch the power of that slam! 💪😆"
6 months ago
Share →: With great power comes the absolute certainty that you’ll turn into a right douche.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic cautionary tale of power and douchery 🤣💪 Remember, with great power comes great responsibility… and the strong possibility of turning into a bit of a douchebag along the way! Proceed with caution, my powerful friends! 😉✨"
6 months ago
Share →: If you don’t know how many x-rays it takes before a person develops super powers, should you really be in a medical profession?

Commentary:
🦸‍♂️ "If you're relying on x-rays to grant superpowers, maybe it's time to reconsider your career path! Who needs medical school when you have a superhero origin story waiting in the radiology department? 🤔💥"