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“Inconvenience is the cost of community,” I repeat to myself as I climb six flights of stairs for my friend’s birthday party for her cat.

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The question of whether an employer values its employees is sometimes answered by the toilet paper.

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It’s a beautiful day to ignore your existing problems and create new ones.

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iPhone: I’m gonna update your software tonight while you sleep. Next morning, iPhone: I couldn’t do it, bro. Just didn’t feel right. Vibe was off.

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I knew I had issues when motivational speakers started to irritate me.

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Pool rules: You’re not allowed to do anything that begins with the words ‘Hey everyone watch this!’

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What electric cars and diarrhea have in common is the fear of not making it home.

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Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Adulting is only fun when you have the funds.

Broadcasted on Slack:

The rumors of my will to live have been greatly exaggerated.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I will never stop being a quitter!

Making waves on Telegram:

Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!”

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Rule #1 for family reunions: Always bring your own car so you can take off whenever you want.

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If people love cheese so much, why are they mad when someone smells like cheese.

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Who needs a period calendar when I know I’ll have it when I’m crying over nonsense things.

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Funny products quotes bring a splash of humor to everyday items, turning ordinary stuff into hilarious conversation starters 😂✨ Whether you’re shopping for quirky gifts or just love a good chuckle, these witty lines add extra charm to your favorite things 🎁🤣 Get ready to smile, laugh, and maybe even share a giggle or two with these clever, playful gems! 😜🛍️

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I love when really expensive products say, “apply generously,” like, of course, you would say that.

1 month ago
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Stop wasting your money on beauty products. The secret to looking young is to wear a baseball cap with a propeller on it.

1 month ago
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IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.

1 month ago
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Things went well until the evil supermarket people hid my favorite products in new places.

5 months ago
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Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

Voice messages. Just call, goddamnit!

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Lost another rap battle by just agreeing with everything the other guy said.

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I am convinced that size matters, especially when it comes to the heart.

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Called in, “If we’re living in a simulation, just simulate that I’m in the office today.”

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Life is short. Tell people you love them, so they block you sooner.

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I absolutely hate being woken from a nap. There were other treadmills in the gym that dude could have used.

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Called in, “Hey, macarena!” this morning.

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Going viral on Instagram:

A dinosaur as a pet would solve so many problems. Mainly, people problems.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I wasn’t feeling well so I googled my symptoms. I either have allergies or I died two days ago.

Just landed via Facebook:

I came, I saw, I took a selfie as proof that I came and saw.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

What I learned from Covid is that it’s basically possible to do all your work from home while drunk.

Going viral on Telegram:

I’m not addicted to coffee. We’re just very close.

Spotted on Pinterest:

“You never reply to messages.” I am just one person, okay? I am understaffed.

Making waves on Reddit:

In six days God created heaven and earth. On the seventh day, in the interests of balance, the BBC interviewed Satan.

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