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“I’m gonna sneak past you.” No you’re not. You’ve alerted me.

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British people be like “It’s Chewsday, innit?”

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Forget hot girl summer, it’s rot girl summer (laying in bed, reading books, laying under layers of soft blankets).

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Everyone hates drama, yet somehow the tabloids remain in business.

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Technically mixed martial arts can include tickle fighting.

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Please remember, I am an inspiration for birth control.

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“You don’t load the dishwasher right,” I said to my wife just before it permanently became my job.

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Today’s toddlers can switch on laptops and use apps. When I was little, I ate sand.

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I love that my dog always comes home from the groomer wearing a bandana. It’s like he was only gone for three hours, but joined a gang in that time.

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You should introduce your upper lip to your bottom lip sometime and shut up.

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Why do plane tickets have to be so expensive? You’re literally going that way anyway. Just give me a ride.

Spotted on Messenger:

People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don’t they have thoughts?

Just landed via Twitch:

Being annoying is the most beautiful thing a woman could be.

Broadcasted on Slack:

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Pilot is one of the few jobs where you can get fired for going above and beyond.

Just landed via Instagram:

I’m so disappointed when I help my kid with her homework, and she brings it home marked incorrect.

Going viral on Messenger:

My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

Breaking via Discord:

I composed this post in a way that only the sexy can read it, so congratulations.

Spotted on Slack:

It’s called a “sports car” because getting out of one after 40 is a physical event.

Going viral on Pinterest:

No one is shocked when a defibrillator doesn’t work.

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Funny products quotes bring a splash of humor to everyday items, turning ordinary stuff into hilarious conversation starters 😂✨ Whether you’re shopping for quirky gifts or just love a good chuckle, these witty lines add extra charm to your favorite things 🎁🤣 Get ready to smile, laugh, and maybe even share a giggle or two with these clever, playful gems! 😜🛍️

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Share →: Things went well until the evil supermarket people hid my favorite products in new places.

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When a grocery trip turns into hide and seek! 🛒🔍😅
3 weeks ago
Share →: I love when really expensive products say, “apply generously,” like, of course, you would say that.

Commentary:
Irony level: 💎💰 Apply generously… with a side of financial panic! 😂💸
3 months ago
Share →: Stop wasting your money on beauty products. The secret to looking young is to wear a baseball cap with a propeller on it.

Commentary:
"Who needs fancy serums and creams when you've got a propeller cap to defy aging? 💁‍♂️⚾️ Keep spinning through life and let your youthful spirit shine! ✨ #AgelessBeautySecrets"
6 months ago
Share →: IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.

Commentary:
"IKEA should pay us for the DIY workout we get assembling their furniture! 💪🔧 It's like a puzzle with a side of sweat equity – where's my discount for all this effort?! 🛋️🍳 #DIYstruggles"

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Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

Hey boy, are you the sun? Because you were a big part of my life this summer but now I feel like I never see you.

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I’m kind of excited about the apocalypse. I would love to eat a basement full of food.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, I’m just going to go outside and scream.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

Cashews are my favorite because they’re salty and hunched over just like me.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

I’m so old, I still keep special moments in my heart and not in my Insta story.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

Once when I was exercising, I realized that I was allergic to it. I was out of breath, sweating and my heart was racing.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

When I find it, I don’t need it. When I need it, I can’t find it.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

A narcissist wants the authority of a king while having the accountability of a toddler.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

Just blocked someone for correcting my spelling and it feelded great.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Telegram:

One of the top features of squirrels, for me, has got to be that squirreliness.

Just landed via Threads:

Everyone wants the bagel to be everything, but no one asks if the bagel needs anything.

Just landed via Slack:

Giving out false information so I know who the leak is.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Life hack: Confuse your doctor by putting on gloves at the same time he does.

Trending via WeChat:

To me, essential oils are what drips out of tacos.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Happy to report that “what time is it/time for you to get a watch” is still being used by the youths.

Just shared via YouTube:

It whistles, doesn’t it? Your head when it’s windy.

Making waves on Reddit:

She is both the storm and the shelter.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Life is a highway and I’m afraid to merge.

Trending via Snapchat:

The one nice thing about your friends’ divorces is no one invites you to them.

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