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Funny programming quotes

Spiders are the only web developers who love finding bugs.

Spiders are the only web developers who love finding bugs.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Coding: Where incessantly talking to yourself seems completely normal and debugging is like being a detective in a movie where you are both the detective and the perpetrator.

Coding: Where incessantly talking to yourself seems completely normal and debugging is like being a detective in a movie where you are both the detective and the perpetrator.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
Debugging is like being the detective in a crime where you are also the murderer. Following the clues of an idiot.

Debugging is like being the detective in a crime where you are also the murderer. Following the clues of an idiot.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.

After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.

I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025