Funny programming quotes

• You know IT have given up when the error message reads, ‘Something went wrong’.

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  1 month ago

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• “New password cannot be your old password” makes me so mad.

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  1 month ago

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• Spiders are the only web developers who love finding bugs.

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  1 month ago

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• Coding: Where incessantly talking to yourself seems completely normal and debugging is like being a detective in a movie where you are both the detective and the perpetrator.

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• Debugging is like being the detective in a crime where you are also the murderer. Following the clues of an idiot.

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• Sometimes there is no way to debug besides staring at the code until you become enlightened.

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  1 month ago

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• After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.

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  1 month ago

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• I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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  2 months ago

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• They were called “TV programs” because they were literally programming us, bro.

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  5 months ago

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