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Guess lasagnas took the "less is more" philosophy a bit too seriously! 🍕+🍕=2, but 🍝+🍝=1 🤔😂
208 Funny put quotes
I put the “sexy” in “dyslexic.”
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Dyslexia never looked so good 😎🔡❤️
OK, just so everybody’s clear, I’m going to put my glasses on.
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Looks like 20/20 vision is about to join the chat! 🤓👀✨
My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list that I was making, and now, I can’t read anything.
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Looks like the shopping list got a condiment-ary makeover! 🛒📝🍅
My whole life, I never read a warning label telling me not to eat laundry detergent or put glue in my hair, somehow I just knew.
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Who knew common sense came without instructions? 🧠🤔📦
Welcome to your 40s, you’re too old to sit on the floor and put furniture together.
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Turning 40: when the assembly instructions are clearer than your knees! 🛠️🪑😭
My favourite adult hack is when I carefully and thoughtfully put something very important away so I can’t lose it, and then I never find it again.
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Ah, the classic 'hide-and-seek' technique: expert at hiding, pro at never seeking! 🕵️♀️🔍😂
Getting so tangled in the sex shop bead curtain that they have to put me down like a horse with a broken leg.
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Trying new things in 2023: Limbo champion at the bead curtain farm 🐴🚫🏆
Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag.
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Finally, my "smash hit" career has begun! 🍔🥊😂
Not to brag, but I can put my socks on without sitting down.
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Just wait until you see my advanced level: putting them on while hopping on one foot! 🧦🦘😂